Not enough forum games around here, I always love reading the descriptions when I play this one. Basically you describe a game badly and people have to guess what it is. Please respect other peoples suggestions, try not to bump them away with your own. Similar premise to the guess the game thread, I'll start with an example.

Plumber breaks rocks with head, somehow doesn't get concussion.

Answer would be Mario. thanks for the corrections, Mario breaks rocks with his fist! The more you know!

Ok, with that, I'll start...

Blind unsupervised girl goes looking for stray cat.

EDIT: due to overwhelming response I wasn't expecting, please don't post a new reply until the previous question gets a response! Thanks for your participation! Winner gets to make next choice, if no response from the winner within the hour or the winner choose to pass then anyone can post. Again really don't want to regulate things too hard but want to make sure everyone gets a go!

Unsolved
https://www.steamgifts.com/go/comment/XSsZgKs

User Correct Guesses
adam1224 19
Adrian124 2
AmanoSukkiri 1
ArasWindaril 1
Asperyules 1
Atalante 1
BarefootMonkey 1
BloodyRo 2
blubbers 4
Ceebers 5
Creepsho 3
dakata 1
dantenemo 1
DontBeSilly 4
Dragoons 2
Dyna18 1
Fnord 1
Formidolosus 12
grez1 1
heavenhairsixes 1
heilurmes 1
Kletar 1
llewxam 1
lmxn 1
MaraKalat 1
Monofthedead 1
Montekrizt0 1
Moooo 2
Nanabanana 1
Psygineer 1
Quisty 2
ryuga 1
Scarwiz 2
shibabul 4
Skibby 2
SolidSnake3133 3
SpankyPie 1
Sundance85 5
talgaby 4
Thirteen13 1
Tyrogus 3
UlverHausu 2
Voidy 2
Wallister 5
Wolfedood 4
zelghadis 3

Credit for leaderboard goes to SaditicKitten <3

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Beating up shadows together with a duck and a dog, in search of a mouse.

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Kingdom Hearts?

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It is, I thought it would last a bit longer... :P

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Twin Peaks: Crash Edition

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Deadly Premonition.

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For anyone that knows DP thats really easy

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Yeah, Steam version crashed after exactly 30 seconds and still does to this day xD.

7 years ago
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Correct. I knew it would be very easy for those wo've played it.

7 years ago
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I'm gonna skip, so whoever reads this and wants to continue - feel free to do so :P.

7 years ago
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I'm not even sure if I got past the intro video ;___; and I really wanted to play it

7 years ago
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That's where mine crashed too (High Five, yeah :o), just when I (re-)binge-watched Twin Peaks and wanted some more weirdness... Steam's Headache Investigation Team (which works just like its abbreviation) at its best again, but thanks to the fellas over at GOG it worked out for me in the end :P.

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:( I hoped that it was in a GOG-connect pack, but no such luck

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I haven't tried for a while, but to my knowledge they didn't change anything, so most likely no, unfortunately :s.

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Well, i will continue then:

Fat guy meets annoying robot, everything explodes

Hint: It's a side scrolling game

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Nothing for a day... I think time for a hint! (or a new question from someone else?)

7 years ago
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Ooops, sorry should added it before.

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Rochard?

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Nope. It's less puzzle and more action

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RIVE?

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Yep

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I'd be passing anyway

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Now Bundle Stars copied it as well on their Facebook :P

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A badly-risen, Stockholm-syndrome-suffering boy kills people different from him while looking for a fictional friend.

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Lucius?

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Nope. It's a game that recently returned to PC after being limited to consoles for a while.

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Nothing for a day... Another hint?

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The grown-up kid wears some heavy set of green armor.

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Halo wars?

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It's Halo indeed, good job!

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Gears of War 4?

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It was Halo, sorry.

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You literally have one life only but you will lose if your partner die.
Hint1: this game sucks
Hint2: your body can explode into different parts and all you need is just rolling them over with your head

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sorry nope. I will add more information.

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"2 days ago"
Time for another hint or something.

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Hint added.

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Hint 2 tells me it's NeverDead.

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yup. shit of the all time. now your turn

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Save the world with a ridiculously short time limit.

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One Chance?

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no, six days is a way too long timeframe

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30 Second hero?

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Close enough.
I was looking for the commercial remake, Half-minute Hero. Because I didn't know there was a freeware version as well.

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10 Second Ninja ?

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I'd count trashing an army of nazi robots as saving the world as well, so this would be a valid answer too,
But Formidolosus was faster to reply.

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N++?

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Dude who's totally 'armless saves his world from a big nosed wizard

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Hints?

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Rayman

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It sure is.

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Wander around inside a whale with your dog

Hint 1:The whale is part blimp
Hint 2: The beginning and ending of the game take place in an orphanage
Hint 3: There's lesbians
Hint 4: You can send your dog to search for items

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Uhh... Samorost.. 2?

7 years ago
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Nope.

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Kingdom Hearts? Just saw a video on YT, this game seems weird oO...

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Nope.

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Never Alone :>? There was something about a whale, if I remember correctly....

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Nope. Gonna add a hint

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It must be windforge

7 years ago
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Nope. Seems like there's a lot more games than I thought with whale blimps and dogs

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Haha... well windforge is the only one I know to be honest.

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No dog in windforge, but whale blimp made me as well immediately think about it :D

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Beyond good and Evil?

7 years ago
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Nope. No dog in that game

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ahem
I present Jade's Dog. And they are involved in an orphanage (called the lighthouse), and theres a whale blimp that you go in. It's been three days anyway so maybe time to call it quits and move on?

http://beyondgoodandevil.wikia.com/wiki/Woof

View attached image.
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Huh. My bad. I don't remember the whale blimp either. Still not Beyond Good and Evil though. Added another hint

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Lesbians? Ok now i'm sure you're just making this up... haha.

Ok well it's not really a whale blimp but an airship called the beluga, which is a whale? I thought you were being deliberately obscure.

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All those things are in it. Granted, you don't know you're in a whale for most of the game, but still. And isn't the point to be obscure? You saw the fourth hint?

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Yeah, I have no more ideas now. This wins the prize of being one of the best 'bad' descriptions, or the game is just really obscure.

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Talgaby got it

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Skies of Arcadia?

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Nope

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Rule of Rose?

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Yes. Good job

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You couldn't make it even more obscure, could you?

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How many games are there with whale blimps? And thank you, I tried. I could have not mentioned lesbians. I thought that made it too obvious

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Apparently more than you would think. :-)

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As it turns out

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Skies of Arcadia and Septerra Core are two I can think of instantly.

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Have played neither of those. But do you also have a dog in those? And lesbians?

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A dog is the third party member you get in Septerra. As for lesbians, one hooker tries hit on the protagonist girl. More or less.

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Next you'll tell me it begins and ends in an orphanage. I sorta wanna play it now. Is it fun?

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It starts in the house of Uncle, who is raising all the kids of a small town after all their parents died. It ends a few hundred meters away from the same spot.
It is actually a JRPG made in the West, and the only one of this kind that I know of which was NOT made in RPGmaker. it is a nearly 20 year old title that has issues with the second half of the plot (it uses gigantic mazes as levels there), but it is a great game, if old.

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Huh. Go figure. I'll check it out

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The heck?!? A low rated Playstation 2 title... I would never have guessed that. Oh well.

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Game's great

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Well, okay, here goes. Long explanation, for a reason.

An experiment involving an artificial intelligence goes belly-up and now it is hell-bent on getting you. You have to neutralise it by going through a set of escape room type puzzles that involve getting a bunch of cube-shaped crates to certain spots, helped by your ability to fall from any height and teleportation holes which can get you from one end of a level to the other in an instant. Not only that, but you also have to avoid a bunch of cute-looking, but actually hostile robots.
On top of that, the game was popular enough to spawn a sequel that added a bunch of new mechanics to the puzzles, but left the core concept alone.

Here is the twist: It is not Portal. Or Narbacular Drop. Or any game that has anything to do with the Valve Corporation. Still, the game is involved with Steam.

Hint 1.: It predates Portal.
Hint 2.: It is a 2D game.

Edit:

If nobody gets it in the next 12 hours or so (and let's face it: nobody will), just add this to the top to the unsolved ones and move on.

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Longshot. Prey?

7 years ago
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Nope, falling there hurts you plenty. And it is aliens, not an AI.

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Yeeeahh as it is abundantly clear I haven't played it, I just know there's portals :P

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It's not Polarity, is it? I don't think it got any sequels. But either way now I have to reinstall it. I actually enjoyed it more than the first portal! Though less than the second one.

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Nope, it has no sequels, this is why it doesn't fit.

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Okay well, haven't played this one but it seems to fit from everything I know and no one's guessing so... Q.U.B.E: Director's Edition?

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Sadly, it still fails the sequel part, and, additionally, both hints.

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But... :(

And fair enough about the hints, didn't see them

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It is still not released yet. x_X

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Magrunner: Dark Pulse?

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No sequel and it is not an AI but extradimensional… things.

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That one couldn't fail the "has nothing to do with Valve" even more. =)

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Much more than 12 hours have passed, and no one has got it, so who wants a turn?

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A lil late but... The Talos Principle?

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Still no sequel, at least I not yet.

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Okay, the last one turned out to be pretty hard (6 days and not solved), so I'm going to just take a turn myself:

Indie game about a player of a specific type of team game going on a genocidal rampage to end the world.

HINT: The game's officially available only in French, though there's a popular fan-translation of it to English. It's also free.

HINT2: The game's fully free and isn't available on Steam.

Come on, people, Google should be able to do it by now.

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OFF?

7 years ago
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Wooohoo, congrats! We have a winner!

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It was indeed easy enough to google.

I pass. Anyone else still watching this thread, or has the momentum completely gone?

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invertebrate warfare seeing as Moooo passed

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Worms?

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A Game where you buy items for an expensive real money price which is cosmetic related only

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CSGO and/or literally any Nexon published F2P game?

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CSGO :p

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Three guys or gals go fly to other countries to get treasures and say things, both good and bad, to other animals and people.

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Renowned Explorers?

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Ayy! That's-a-right.

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Walk around while getting mocked by a narrator.

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The Stanley Parable?

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Yup.

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Waited the whole game for the opportunity to kill someone with a fish.

Little hint: It's an AAA one.

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Hibernating Canines?

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Nope.

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You're a llama jumping on very bare grass textures. Yay for movie tie-in!

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A janitor in shiny armor must destroy kreatures
hint: no typos

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Happy Cake Day!

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Thanks!

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A Raccoon which jumps through roofs and try to recover a family book by doing some missions

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Sly Raccoon?

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You got it! Sly 5 :,(

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Happy factoryday!

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Amateur colorist and racing enthusiast climbs buildings for... reasons.

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Mirror's Edge?

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Nope. But good guess!

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Mario

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Nope. Sorry.

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"A group of fans, a guy with thick skin, a fat guy who likes snakes, a Russian thug and the son of a Russian leader enter into a bar..."

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Hotline Miami 2.

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Yup! Good! :)

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Skip me.

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And... the thread lost traction. Again.

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Pass go to collect pudding.

Hint: Board game on Steam.

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100% Orange Juice?

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Correct!

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Uh... Pass! >.<!

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