Should Bears conquer the world and make peasants humans their slaves?
Thanks Fyan, I take my things seriously ʕ╯• ⊱ •╰ʔ
What happened to the drawing of DoctorHolmes?
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so you stole my avatar and made me stuck to george costanza... good job mr baer!
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Your avatar was made by Doctor Holmes staring me, your argument is invalid :3
Besides, I changed now!
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i was the one who requested it, i was the one who used it the second it's been made. i think i have hell of a valid point here.
so you want me to turn back using it? what's next? gonna throw bones of the people you ate to my head?
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AHAHAHAHAH I meant no harm, Oh Lord of the Bananas.
We apologize
And yes, probably, vomiting our dinner in our allies's heads is a sign of respect
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that's why you have to vote no (no voting at all)
bears are bad
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Stop this bear pic spam! Else I'll be no longer interested in humans! (Except for Grills!)
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Yes I can! Don't understimate the power of love!
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I'm still not over the time a bear randomly attacked me in the woods and stole my liver.
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And I, for one, would like to take this opportunity to welcome our new Bear Overlords
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You shall be rewarded.
Here, it is your new boyfriend or girlfriend.
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its not a pyramid, its a chain
Also Cats for master race
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Nope, Foxes master race.
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They also protect our Galaxy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Fti_Xnzraw
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that video also is missing the most important Fox quote, about the Landmaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYONGRww97g#t=44
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She's not a fox, but a wolf, but anyways, she will just Fus Ro Dah!!! that kitty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo6dH8TX_mY
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I see we got some toe-steppin' happening around here.
That's a pretty nice bear you got there. Would be a shame if anything were to happen to it.
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Bear vs Llama.
Shall it be known as the Bear Wars or the Llama Wars?
Or the Blama Wars or the Lear Wars?
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Yes, I rode Lincoln to battle. That's how cool I am!
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Roleplaying, joking response? Yes, of course, for reasons!
The usual serious, curmudgeonly response you'd expect from me? Of course not, since there is no one single "Master Race" (which stinks of Nazi ideology) and if there were to be, it would likely be the most sentient and advanced species, which are humans at this time.
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I was saying that we are the most advanced species on Earth.
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Interesting. Is that your only argument?
I'm a bear on the internet and that's your only argument?
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I could also point to the lack of ursine philosophy, science, architecture, art, and documented history. I could also refer to a total absence of ursine writing or developed language, or the fact that the most influential bear in recorded history was a human creation.
I would also like evidence that you're a bear on the internet.
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Winnie the Pooh? A human creation? AHAHAHAHAHAH, you truly are one of the peasants, but I'm glad the brainwashing is working, yes Winnie is a human creation and not totally a double agent trained to discover classified secrets.
And how do you know that there is not ursine philosophy, science, architecture, art, and documented history? There is. The question is, why would we share with you, humans?
Here you go.
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That stinks of conspiracy theory, to which I do not subscribe.
If there is, why not share it? It would benefit both species and help facilitate cultural, philosophical, and scientific growth among both sides.
That smells real legit. I totally believe you now.
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Whatever floats your goat, mate ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
We don't trust humans.
Well, what about you,what proof do you have that you re a human? EH?
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Just don't drown it, right?
Any reason why?
I think it could be safely assumed that I am human, especially considering you're one of the few people individuals on the Internet claiming to not be human.
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Its your goat :c
Destroying our habitats?
I'm a mythical creature now? nice!
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I doubt humans would if we knew that bears were also a sentient species of roughly the same intellectual prowess as us.
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That is your argument?
'oh if we know that all those animals have the same intellect as we do, we wouldn't do all this harm'
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Actually yeah, probably. Humans are inclined to respect sentience. In recent years, sentiocentrism is slowly replacing anthropocentrism, especially with the potentiality of contact with extraterrestrial life.
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I'm still waiting for you presidential election.
BEAR FOR PRESIDENT! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
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My lord GABEN shall not forgive this kind of nonsense. He will strike you down with sales and you will be poor.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bears only weakness.
H-h-h-h-how did you know?
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Bears steal cars in Russia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJeT9UnN0H0#t=63 there starting from minute 1 of the video.
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I can say it upfront that it is fake. Listen, If we ever start to pillage, you'll hear it everywhere.
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One of our best agents. Trained to gain human's trust while attempting to discover classified secrets.
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Squirrels are the master race and they will always be!
So go away little teddy bear
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I like your name.
Awww, thats actually cute that a squirrel would make a fuck doll looking like a bear lady
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I'm strangely ok with this....just fuck panda bears. They're pretty worthless
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Prepare to embrace The Bear Master Race and thou shall be given many perks.
However you shall embrace us all, and we shall respect you like you respect us
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I've had bear stakes before they taste good, therefor bears can not be the master race, as any master race shouldn't be so tasty or make tacky rugs.
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Crappy robot pls. I've smashed bigger ones than you
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Just don't eat the liver... let the fishes have that. Otherwise bear is quite yummy with a side of Poke. Speaking of... after this freeze it is time to go seek out the sprouts! #betterforagerthanbear
Edit Dragons eat what dragons want, contrary to popular belief ketchup is a reviled condiment, bhut jolokias are much preferred.
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The Duck Coalition wishes to argue against your belief that Bears are superior. While we think your honey pots and 100 Acres are quaint, we have race cars, lasers, and aeroplanes.
This is not a challenge however, but instead an offer. Let us work together for a Duck Tale Spin?
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How about "Bear Tale Bad Rats Edition™ ft. Ducks"? ʕ·ᴥ· ʔ
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Intro
I've been noticing, during my time lurking these forums, that humans are a hateful race, even to those whom are from the same species as them, discriminates other species and likes to think that they are on top of the food pyramid, that's just sad, especially when we, Bears, can eat you peasants with one bite.
Therefore I'm proclaiming my race as the new MASTER RACE and my self as "President of the Universe™".
But I won't proclaim all these things without good reasons of course.
Here is a some good evidence of why should Bears be the new master race.
We are adorable.
Proof
Proof
We are intelligent.
Proof
Proof
We are fabulous.
Proof
Proof
We don't discriminate the different colours of our race, we are a family.
Proof
We can play metal.
Sauce
We have the famous pizza bear painting.
Proof
We are scary when we need to be.
Proof
And even you most resourceful, skilled survivalist has the 'Bear' in his name and therefore proclaimed by us "The best human alive".
Proof
Proof
Convinced?
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Disclaimer: For those doubting our disciplinary methods, we also have an army.
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ʕ￫ᴥ￩ ʔ ʕ·ᴥ· ʔ ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ╲ʕ·ᴥ· ╲ʔ ʕ/ ·ᴥ·ʔ/ ʕ☞ᴥ ☜ʔ ʕᴥ• ʔ
And these guys:
Bearvengers
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