There are so many different types of milk, such as..

  • chocolate Milk
  • 3% Milk
  • Yoohoo Milk
  • 9% Milk
  • Elk Milk

There are a ton of others, so I'm not gonna list all of them, but I think I picked the most popular ones, and you can always vote other if your favorite isn't up there and tell us what it is in the comments.

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Which do you prefer?

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Whole
2%
1%
Skim
Goat
Vannila
Strawberry
Human
I don't/can't drink milk
Other

Where is fresh raw milk?

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Human milk, ofc

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I like milk with coffee, lots of coffee

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milf milk

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Right, milk pretty much kills my insides. I'm lactose intolerant.

So lactaid!

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That's because you are not a calf, maybe.

Cheers!

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I didn't realize so many people were secretly cows. :O

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I love milk so have a BUMP!

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human milk

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Nowadays I only drink milk I have heartburn as it fixes that instantly, but when I was younger I drank milk all the time. Don't know the English name for it, but the one I like is "half-fat" (others are low-fat and full-fat :-P)

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i'll have my chocolate straight up, with no milk please.

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Yoohoo is delicious, but it is not milk lol.

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Chocolate milk :D

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Why would anyone not drink 1%... it tastes just like 2%, but less fatty.

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I tried 1% from only drinking 2% all my life, and they were not the same. It tasted a little different. and the texture was more watery.

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Same, my parents only kept 2% around the house. Switched to 1% when I moved out, never noticed a difference and never looked back.

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Milk by Garbage

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Or Milk It by Nirvana ;)

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Fuck yeah.

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100% Orange Milk is the best, no contest. Though I hear a sequel, 200% Mixed Milk is coming soon and that's supposedly pretty cool too.

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Love me some good ol' fashioned whole milk!

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If chocolate milk did not exist then I would +1 this

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If chocolate milk were on the poll, it would be a landslide victory.

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it would be like the potato option in the poll, +1000

we should be grateful there's no potato milk option

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Why is this not an option?

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But.. But... Its EGG-cellent...

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A chicken is advocating milking chickens?

Yeah I'm with Mullins on this one. <.<

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Again... But.. But... Its EGG-cellent...

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You're just trying to drum up business for your new fetish site, aren't you?

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Everyone Welcome To The Brand New Fetish Site...

www.cumgeturchickmilk.com

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It's officially time for me to uninstall the interwebs and live a clean & wholesome life for the rest of my days in a vain attempt to undo the damage that's just been done. -.-

How much do you charge for a 1 year membership?

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No pls don't, how will you get hot chicks in your local area with ease 100% risk free guaranteed. They got milk ;__;

For you today for a complete VIP package: we need a ball... Just one...

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I'm going vegan now.

The only two I have look like this. Will one of those do?

Also what will you be doing with this ball collection?

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Once you go chicken, you never go back.

This is exactly what this site needs!

There is a sale right now, give two balls and get 6 months of kitten milk absolutely free!

You will know when the time cums, sir

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Is this milk made from kittens or for kittens?

I felt safer back when you were exclusively about the stabs than I do right now.

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I'll let you ponder on that one... Or you can find out for the small price!

I'm moving onto my side hobbies since people didn't like my main one

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If I give you a third do I get a bonus?

How can anyone not like having their ribs tickled with a knife? Tickling is always great!

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That bonus is for our 3 ball holders, this is top secret. It involves the sacrifice of our special chickens! This is all I will say for now

People said something about nearly dying or something... I don't know for sure, I couldn't hear because they were screaming so loud :/

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i'm already leaving, this thread was weird but now it's x9999

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BUT WE HAVE A LIFE SUPPLY OF MILK AT A SMALL COST

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In Russia (and all post-Soviet countries I guess) we actually have a candy which is literally called "bird's milk" - ptichye moloko. Which is not an actual bird's milk, just some kind of meringue or souffle glazed in chocolate. But it would be like 100% cooler if it was actual bird's milk :D

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YooHoo isn't milk by the way. It's a chocolate drink. Which explains why it takes like 2 years for them to expire.

But Whole milk FTW. 1% and 2% taste watered down.

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I'm lactose intolerant T_T Drinking milk would be the death of me.

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Try Almond milk. I'm lactose sensitive, and I've been drinking that without any problem for the past year.

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I do drink almond milk, and cashew milk and coconut and flax seed milk!

so delicious

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I love soy, almond, etc milk. :)

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it's awesome :D I'm so happy such luxuries exist

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I'm not forum stalking you or anything, I swears.

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you creeper :O

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I'll go for a glass of 75% milk, please. :)

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What would you like the other 25% to be?

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I didn't think that far ahead...

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25(2% milk) + 0.5( 50% milk) = 0.75% milk :D

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Your schooling is clearly paying off. :D

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lol this basic math ?

i learn how to mix substances and create desired elixirs :D

... jk. i hated chemistry lab.

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Well I desire a 75% milk elixir and you mastered that one. :)

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it's MAGIC
8D

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Human milk, straight from the udders.

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Only whole milk for my cereal or just chugging. But not in my tea or coffee.
THIS

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Anyone say Milk of the poppy yet?

But seriously I was allergic to milk as a baby. I outgrew it but I still don't drink milk.

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Almond milk? Never had any though.

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Closed 9 years ago by EzraTheEmoDuchess.