we've all played Mass Effect, right? No? well go enter the giveaway then. I'll wait

so a long time ago I bought Dragon Age 2, realised how badly rushed it was and mocked it with a short joke on the BioWare forums where I rewrote a scene from Dragon Age: Origins in the 'style' of the sequel. everything spun out of control and I ended up writing a huge parody
recently a friend of mine (who has read the whole thing and has been bugging me to finish converting it all onto my site since the BioWare forums are now gone apparently for no reasons at all) gave me the unexpected gift of Mass Effect: Andromeda with encouragement to create a brand new parody of a brand new BioWare product with the same old Electronic Arts greedy rushing... and so the spiritual successor to Warden Commander Qwerty Cousland is Patchfinder Qwertyne Ryder

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who is the greatest Mass Effect character of all?

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Blasto the hanar Spectre
Tali's accent
singing salarian scientists
Qwerty Cousland
"I Survived Virmire And All I Got Was This Crappy Shared Plotline"
the volus biotic god
Shepherd Book

Where is the , i never played mass effect option ?

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Sacrilege!

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That's when you enter the giveaway ;)

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Sadly have no interest in the games whatsoever tho :|

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then just pick whichever answer you find funniest :) if I put sensible answers in then there's too much risk people will vote for them

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Never got past Noveria but I have 1000+ hours in ME3 coop :D

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I never did try the multiplayer, always been more interested in single player myself. probably spent thousands of hours in the trilogy myself though given how many playthroughs I had

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Edit: I really have to get back into the trilogy someday but the controlls of the first haven't aged very well in my opinion which makes it a bit hard. I would probably be the only person not complaining if they did a remake of 1 :D (and potentially 2 but I can't say yet)


Basically it was just your pretty standard horde mode coop but the different classes and races gave you a lot of room for optimization and different playstyles and I ended up with a really cool crew of nice people from all around the world.
Another big plus was that Bioware kept supporting the game with regular updates that included new maps, races, classes and weapons for ~ 3 years; most likely due to the money they made on the side from selling booster packs.

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bump!

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