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Join the Illuminati ?

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NEIN !
Oui :3
Don't you mean Aluminiuminati ? :\
i kent juin iluminiti, coz im iluminiti :'(

You can't win. I've been here for two years and this guy, Anonymous, always wins!

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So that's why I never win. Can we get Anonymous banned?

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Yeah, tell me about it ! he doesn't even have a profile yet he keeps winning .... maybe it's those hackers Anonymous :o ?

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Anyone want Enclave? (Delete the brackets.)
NV2(C)W-G(I)VNB-GZE(T)7

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Have fun :)

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hahahaha thats the best joke that i see on this link :D

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Why do you think I gave it away?

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Lies, Anonymous never won anything http://www.steamgifts.com/user/Anonymous

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LOL

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I feel sorry for accusing the dude, but this MAY be a new account he made just to show that he's innocent ...

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Last Online
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Name taken lol

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We'll look into it for you.

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I'm not anonymous, but I'm here for about less than a year and I already won a game, "AR-K" wich I habe to say: CRAPPY GAME!

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My wins have been alright. Although, Sonic and SEGA All Stars Racing Transformed was good fun.

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That made me LOL-- thanks. <-- Oops, don't blacklist me for that!

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By reading the FAQ

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Yeah ..... No .

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delete system32

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I have a 64-bit system though ...

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thats why u dont win

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You're the real MVP, I'm going to throw this machine out and set it on fire .

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try downloading more ram

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I have no pc anymore

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Not cool. Do not advise people to do bad things to themselves.

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M'kay (´;ω;`)

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Yeah, actually the original comment was "cut yourself or delete system32" but then they edited it to "delete system 32" so that's like double "not cool" Rosewell, watch out ... (fist-shake)

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delete system 32. yes

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Same thing applies to you. Don't make this kind of joke.

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View attached image.
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the eye test maker is Illuminati ?!?

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Yes, he is.

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What movie is that from? That's hilarious.

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That's totally messed up! And hilarious. Disney actually shows a personality other than abusing their workers and cash-grabbing with every franchise.

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Sell your soul to cats, they will do their part.

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:\ you tried that before ?

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Yes, didn't work, but I'm happy with my cats.

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But your soul dude ... ? ah well, cats>souls

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IDK, ive been here for 3 years and won 3 times, once was even a 10.000 copies giveway made by a publisher, it mean everyone one wons

So I guess 3 years and I won twice :(

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Damn, dude that's sad .... I've been here since yesterday and already bored :v

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This will help occupy some time.

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Holy shit that does pass time, my time went from 12 to 3... I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED

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no need to pass time ! I just won one :D I'm rich now !! ...

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i have been here 8 months and i have won 3 times XD plus the one of 100k more of now ( 4 times),the time ;(
so my ratio is like 300/1

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i did loose a 10000 copies giveaway :p

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that sucks

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One day people ... one day ...

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there's a 100k copies GA ending in 3 days...
it has only 7k entries....
100% winning

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0 % win for me. i already get this game in a bundle some time ago so i can't join ... :D

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Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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I tried but got electrified to death

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+125 for the IT Crowd reference. I LOVE that show. Moss rules,

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That's why we should join Illuminati they have the answer

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No :\ I've been told that they choose you, you can't just apply . But here's a random link http://i.giphy.com/ERmerV5laR2Zq.gif

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step 2-propose u
step 3-marry u
if ur pro pic is fake fk u if not than love u

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You can only win by joining a GA.

Also you have to play the odds and entering public GA is pretty low odds of winning,

Private/Group GA are the best odds in most cases,also your level for making GA is another good way.

My first and only win was in a group over all before the last reset though i had joined about 1700 GA before winning.

http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/Kww55/dwarfs

if you do not own Dwarfs enter that and you should win,after all it is for 100,000 copies

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A $100 giveaway?

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So, to increase your chances in wining a giveaway, you have to make ones .... that's just ..
btw, what's a GA ?

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That's just what ? It totally makes sense.
A GA is a giveaway

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People who enter giveaways are people who want to save money or don't have much to spend, so they wouldn't be giving games they could be playing themselves . Well, that's at least why I'm here :\

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I know what you mean. I started doing giveaways for anyone because I imagined people who couldn't afford to do giveaways would want games too and maybe even be the most appreciative. But then I realised that a lot of people who hadn't contributed were also complete pains in the bums who needed to be chased up to actually redeem games and leave feedback or even worse. So I'm going for at least a minimal contribution level for giveaways and I suspect many other people have been through the same experience.

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Yeah, I get that, trolls are everywhere .... but that means that admins should set some penalties on such people you're talking about, to prevent anyone from fooling around like that . Yet still, since trolls are everywhere .. that doesn't mean people giving games should make them only for the people with high levels (they are free to do as they wish, but this is my opinion) because that contradicts the whole idea of giveaways ...

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You do not have to make GA's they will not increase your odds,no matter what you do you can not increase your odds of winning the actual GA

You can only increase the odds of winning with higher odds of winning

Its like playing the lotto if you had a choice between a ticket that has 1:50 odds of winning vs 1:100 which one would you choose?

Does it mean if you pick the one that is 1:50 that you will win no,it just gives you better odds of winning.

If you belong to groups you can enter GA with lower entries which in turn will give your better odds,but does not increase your chance to win as it will be the same as anyone else.

Public GA for popular games can easily reach several 1,000's entries while groups/private and such tend to have a lot less

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It increases your odds in the sense that you get access to higher level GAs, with less entries.

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Oh, yeah I get you now . Well, that seems reasonable, but still to increase my level and enter high level giveaways -where there are less entries- I'll have to make some myself, right ?

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Yes. Giving away one game is enough to get you to level 1. After that, the value of games you have to give away to reach higher levels increases exponentially.

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Can I win multiple copies?

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I haven't won one single giveaway and i've been here for a YEAR! ;(

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Not on this account you arent

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No I haven't won one on any other account. this is my only account :( I really want too, I haven't won any even on any other account. it's nearly impossible it looks like

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He might on that weird planet, where 1 day on earth = 1 year on that planet , sad to know that even there .. on that awesome weird planet ! ... there's still no luck in winning a giveaway ....

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Haha!!! So funny 1 day doesn't = 1 year. Or maybe it does (X-Files Theme Plays)

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i think you just Jumped the gun on this, i wasnt accusing you
You said youve been here for a year, but your account was made a day ago.

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I won 2 giveaways, and I only started out a month ago..

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Ur Lucky :)

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Give a BJ to the GA creator and be careful with your teeth.

And FINISH HIM OFF, I hate it when someone starts doing it for fun and stops halfway through.

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How many GA you won this way ... ?

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I already won 10 GA on this way. I love cock... err.. I mean, cook hmmm :)

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I'm concerned for all of those level 10 contributors..

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why ?

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Too many orgasms are bad for your health...especially with people like jatan11t: 150 giveaways in like two weeks=150 blowjobs in two weeks. I think someone died after having sex for 24 straight hours.

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So, he got like 10.7 BJs in every day of those 2 weeks ... that's not normal, but still not deadly .

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Because potato.

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You can't say that here, that's really rude .

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In a week i won 5 times, 4 delivered though.

Secret? Be me!

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Becomes you

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You have to enter only crappy giveaway of games what nobody wants. Good games are harvested by site mods and sold after on the market to make profit :D

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Yeah, I saw quite a lot of Bad Rats giveaways .... for 1p sometimes ..

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I'm level 0 ....

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even if I won in one of the accounts, I'll lose in all of the others ... bad strategy

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-> Get banned for using multiple accounts. :D

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Yeah you must be the guy that says "trust me"

In any case that is not even possible anymore as GA with only a few entries are no longer counted for that reason,so people could not make there own groups to boost there level

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buh, buh...
If I already bought the games, I already own the games.
So it is actually,

  1. Buy games
  2. Profit

Your other options seem unnecessary at that point and may be illegal.

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Suggesting exploiting SG is not OK, even as a joke.

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Not cool. Do not encourage people to break the site rules.

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Shanx (y) but that's still random info about types of GA :\

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you cant win because...Admin doesnt want!! ;)

I entered more than 4700 giveaways and took more than 1 year before to win my first giveaway.But the last game i won totally worth it!

So,good luck! hehe

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I just did ! plays All I do is win good luck to you too :3

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Sacrifice a virgin (most likely yourself) to the Gods of Gaming (No relation to GoG). That will make you win.

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How did you know .... :'( but did you try this before ?

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I did, but not of myself. I took some other, anonymous person and sacrificed them at an alter under a blood moon on the fourth solstice of the sixth month in the 9th year of the harvest. ONLY then will you win something.

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I dunno about that " 9th year of harvest", I have no farms :\ and I haven't been playing no Farm-ville,..,etc lately :\ or is that okay ?

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Maybe I should have clarified. It's the blood harvest.

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Isn't that a vampire thing ?

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There is only one way to win games on this site, and you MUST follow these steps TO THE LETTER!!

Step 1: we can have lots of fun
Step 2: there's so much we can do
Step 3: it's just you for me
Step 4: I can give you more
Step 5: don't you know that the time has arrived?

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I followed THE LETTER ! but then she found out that I was following her, and now I'm in jail for creeping ....

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•search for puzzle threads
•find one that few people solved
•be smart
•solve it
•??????
•profit

I won a lot of GA on this way. It's more easy when you compete with a few people.

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I already tried those, they're NOT that smart ... they just have unexpected answers based on the aster's fav genre of music/type of food ._.

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Yeah, some puzzles are really hard because are based on things that only fans of that game/music/movie knows, but I search for puzzles that you only need to search a lot on google to find the answer. Some puzzles that I entered had only 2,5,10 entries.

Well, my tip is: Learn to use the Google. Not like a jerk, but like a master. :)

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That's easy, you just need to- gets shoot

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Nooo ! holds you, puts you in the car drives to the hospital A truck hits the car smashes the hospital I die, you live somehow The End

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3/10, needs more explotions .

  • MIchael Bay
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enter them....................

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for real :\ ? I think ya trippin' ...

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"How to win giveaways?" little bit of a ridiculous question I think. You enter them and have a chance to win.

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http://www.steamgifts.com/about/faq

Why have I not won yet?

  • Although some users might win on their first entry, others will need to enter a larger number of giveaways before being lucky. If you search for giveaways with a smaller number of entries, such as invite only and group giveaways, you'll have a higher chance of winning.
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So, are you the FAQ guy here ... ?

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no - he's just a drunk zombie.

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Would you rather have me troll the shit out of you instead?

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Are you threatening me ... ?

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Does that turn you on?

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How does ..... wait .. what .... ?

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Exactly.

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