If you follow this link to my special place, you will find stuff and things - Do NOT click this
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Polls are overrated. inb4 bear makes thread about polls
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I already see you with gold chains and jeweleries. Pimp bear on the making.
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Would you be my valentine senpai? blushes
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i don't know about others but i doubt that summoning thesis for PsychoClown is stronk. :/
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i think that it will easier to summon PsychoClown with bananas
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bear on the internet, you forgot about poor unassigned :(
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I know how to summon him, bear senpai taught me
1- Have games on steam
2-Have a public steam profile
3-he will add you and send you a automated message
4- he will hijack you and all your games
5- massive rape
6- ???
7-profit
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did someone said candy?
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May i ask where do you get all those gifs? i dont think you search them in the moment
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You broke my laptop with all this candy at once. :|
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Say NO to candy from a random stranger!
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om nom nom
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Hahahahahaha xD So romantic D:
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None, there is no megane (girl with glasses) in those option... you should feel ashamed! D:
But still is very funny to read xD
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Try Yeliena then, she can wear glasses if you'd like :3
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No chance, I have tons of pizza in program, she will be mine XD
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Blasphemy! Not a bad idea.. but blasphemy! Natural meganes are better than megane posers! D:
Also, in Yeliena profile it says she like butts, but i like glasses, so there not enough common ground D:
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I don´t always ask online girls to marry me, but when i do i make sure they wear glasses naturally D:
Come with me and you will be feed pizza, italian food and a lot of things with carbs D:
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Too bad about marriage, i dont like marriage, but they say is good for health D:
Well, food is never a problem because i can cook! Today i have baked some biscuit and a yummy calzone D:
I will be very romantic this valentine, myself cooking pizza, you eating the pizza... the xenomorph waiting the oportunity to kill us... D:
All hail the mighty calzone! D:
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Never tried cooking russian food, but i can give it a try D: Of course, the trick for a good relationship is the stomach D:
Very well, this valentine will be a very interesting one D:
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Never tried cooking russian food
Just pour Vodka all over everything. That will work, now you can cook. :D
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Vodka! Of course! How could be so blind? D:
Thanks Mister Zombie, now i can get drunk my date with some "russian food" D:
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Rape is obligated with the 'dolan package option'.
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too late mate i already summoned him, he is mine >.<
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sorry bro, stealing him off you. ;D
at least I saved you in time for vday?
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Too many ladies in my harem.
Unless you want to stand out of the crowd, what are your special traits? Cooking, singing? Animal morphing?
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I cook somo delicious brakefast, only breakfast, all day long, brakefast
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Summon Dopefish: dress as Commander Keen and then ... let the spanking begin :D
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I had a call from my bank yesterday, there was this lady on the other line informing me that they're running a limited time offer where you can get a VISA gift card to special someone for Valentine's Day. She elaborated a bit more on that offer and I didn't really know what to say so there was this awkward silence for a few seconds after she stopped talking. Then she hung up on me.
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Guess who is spending Valentine's alone. Tsk tsk. Summon clown, he'll help you.
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Also a tip to summon any female animal based user... be a llama, if you are oddllama it will be better, it worked with MuahahahahhahaMeow and Queen Bitch (dont know her real user i only know her title)
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"watching some stupid shit" I see that you must look at the mirror lots of times ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Want me to screenshot mine? Half are all yours and i have the '99+' thingy
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The day you'll get so many messages/replies will only happen if you don't click 'Mark as read' for 5 years
now get of my lawn
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go back to your cell, celldweller looks like a chicken anyway. =|
bwaaak bwak bwaak
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Both answer were used on the updated 'summon list'.
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Bear, do you dress as panda on request? If yes, i want to know how to summon you <3
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That explains why I felt like I was beeing watched when I played Celldweller at work this morning
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You forgot someone, just say misused blacklists and search for cover...
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Confused?
As we all know, Valentine's Day is coming and because not everyone is a smoking hot sexy bear like me, I know that it is hard to have a female animal harem. Or even a female/male harem, or just a harem, for that matter. So this will be a guide for those who want company or even something more on Valentine's Day. This guide is open to anyone, male or female since I think that all the options available are kind of genderless or bigender, so yeah enjoy! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
Disclaimer: I can't be summoned but you can try ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Otherwise I will not be available.
Disclaimer: If you want a relationship this might not be the right guide for you, this is only for a day/night stand on Valentine's Day. I also will not be responsible by what happens after you tried to summon someone.
Also don't just use my services, leave a bump ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
If I made a typo, please let me know.
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