What animal do you resonate with the most?

The Sloth King was looking at his kingdom, and wondered what his loyal gaming subject and allies think of themselves as. The Sloth King thinks that his answer would be obvious, It's a sloth, FYI. So he was just wondering, as Sloths do when they have free time, which is all the time, what animal in his kingdom, the Animal Kingdom, you're most similar to.

P.S. He would also appreciate photos of the cutest sloths in his kingdom, if you are so obliged. Not a demand, simply a request.

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A Snorlax.

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The Snorlax King and The Sloth King have been allies for many a year, and find much in common with one another. :D

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Come to my palace anytime for complimentary eating and sleeping. Neither of the two needs to be separate.

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The Sloth King appreciates this photo, and will store it in his.... private.... archives.

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Take a guess I~voI

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Well, my spirit animal are cats!

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Don't know why but at first I didn't even notice the cat ^^

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Oh, I've realized this is SteamGifts tab not the... other tab.

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Of course I was watching some sweet pussies.

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I'm my own spirit animal

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Even though neither of these images have anything to do with sloths, The Sloth King loves them none the less!

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All hail the Sloth King!

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My spirit animal is a baby bunny. But since this is a sloth thread, I will present you both a bunny and a sloth.

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Beautiful. The Sloth King approves these photos.

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My best friend is a sloth!

I'm a ferret :)

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that scene was op

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The Sloth King laughed at this part in the movie!

Edit: Actually, the Sloth King lied. He fell asleep in the comfortable movie chairs before the background story was even finished. :_(

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Probably a sloth cause I'm ugly and lazy :3

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Pish posh, Miss SadiisticChicken! If The Sloth King didn't know any better, he would assume that you believe that sloths are ugly and lazy! Well, lazy we may be, but that is our greatest asset! Look at Humanity and how many tragedies could have been avoided if you simply didn't care as much!

As for the ugly part, The Sloth King would give you lists and lists of Sloths on the 100 Hottest Sloths of 2016 list, but he is late for his mani and pedi, and he simply has no time!

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The Sloth King believes this to be the wisest choice, and grants you a boon of a choice of any game on steam under $5, for you and you alone.

(Yes, really. Added!)

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The White Owl is a noble animal, smart enough to know when to advance, and yet clever enough to know the difference between bravery and foolishness. Their one downside, however, is their superiority complex. Because of it, they are forever looking down on everyone around them, and often make tactical blunders, underestimating their opponents.

Either way, The Sloth King finds both your choice of spirit animal and your choice of photos to be incredibly wonderful, and wishes you the best during the holidays!

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Badger. Hedgehog is a second place \:3/

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Ah! The Badger and the Hedgehog! Both peaceful animals at heart, they conceal their natural born weapons until there is no other choice but to defend themselves, and use cunning and concealment to defeat their foes. The Sloth King thinks these are brilliant choices!

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The badger and the hedgehog go pretty much hand in hand with me, though I did actually do a meditation way back when and got the briefest of waking dreams. As purple coloured silhouettes to a black backdrop, or black silhouettes on a shifting purple back, I saw a deer-like creature with no antlers casually hopping forwards over rocky stacks of terrain (the kind of hopping with both front and both back legs alternating) which I assumed to be a doe, a dog-like creature that simply stood and looked at me patiently (size and posture like a wolf or a dog), and then a third creature I couldn't identify that looked mustelid in appearance, like an otter or a large ferret but with visible ears, that turned back on itself from crawling somewhere to sit upright and direct a rather curious, alert glance where it was coming from.

Meditation, lucid dreams, and the rare OBE or 'vision' when in the weird place between sleeping and wdaking? They can be pretty awesome whenever you catch them just right. Sadly there's never much time in adult life to just lay down and chill for 20 minutes, much less be lucky enough to get anything truly interesting if you do.

Man, I seriously need to meditate before bed again instead of just diving straight under the covers and crashing every 6am. :U
Though I suppose on the flipside, I haven't had a lucid nightmare since I was a kid. I think I'd prefer not to go back to a funky Silent Hill dreamscape I can't manually wake up from, heh.

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hello spirit-cousin(?)

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I'm more of a penguin or turtle person. What those two things have in common... I haven't the foggiest. no execution pls oh king

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Both protect their most prized possessions with their body, and both use their cuteness as a way of warding off predators. I would say that, while you may enjoy violence and violent movies, you typically try to defuse situations that may become violent in your own life, even at your own expense.

The Sloth King admits that the above is only a guess, but believes that, regardless of whether it is true or not, your spirit animals are fabulous choices, and he wishes you the best during the holidays!

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my spirit animal would be without a doubt, the magical pink deadpool unicorn, that farts chocolate rain and blasts all foes with sunshine swords and guns.

on a more serious note, i'd say dolphins and dogs.

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A rare breed, indeed. the Sloth King believe that this is a very deadly animal. And he wishes to appoint it as his assassin

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