You heard about falcogr's whitelist recruitment thread?

So yeah, our friendly neighborhood bear, Mr. JoaoWho has decided to fucking dump the job on me, without telling me anything about the job at hand. I'm now being spammed with dozens of invites and I'm absolutely clueless about what the heck I'm supposed to do...

PSA: JOAOWHO IS A BAD BEAR

Never tell your password to anyone.
April-04-16
12:56 PM - jbondguy007: BAER
12:56 PM - jbondguy007: YOU BE SECRETARY NAW??
12:56 PM - Bear  ◕ ‿ ◕: yes :3
12:56 PM - jbondguy007: SHET SON
12:56 PM - Bear  ◕ ‿ ◕: OH YES :3
12:56 PM - Bear  ◕ ‿ ◕: ALL KINDS OF INVITES, I AM GETTING
12:56 PM - jbondguy007: Climbing the ranks I see
12:56 PM - jbondguy007: Leaving me in the dust huh
12:56 PM - jbondguy007: You bastard
12:57 PM - jbondguy007: Er
12:57 PM - jbondguy007: I mean, friend*
12:57 PM - Bear  ◕ ‿ ◕: BEGGARS EVERYWHERE
12:57 PM - Bear  ◕ ‿ ◕: THIS RANDOM INVITES DONT STOP
12:57 PM - Bear  ◕ ‿ ◕: ill nominate you as my secretary
12:57 PM - Bear  ◕ ‿ ◕: and youll handle them
12:58 PM - jbondguy007: This was possibly one of the dumbest ideas I've seen in a while.
12:58 PM - jbondguy007: Then again
12:58 PM - Bear  ◕ ‿ ◕: I will accept the invites and tell to add you since you control it
12:58 PM - jbondguy007: This is Steamgifts, so not surprised.
12:58 PM - Bear  ◕ ‿ ◕: your job is to nominate someone else as secretary xDDDD
12:58 PM - jbondguy007: And when you're involved... Shit takes a whole new level.
12:59 PM - Bear  ◕ ‿ ◕: THATS HOW I WORK :3
12:59 PM - jbondguy007: Fuck this, you brought this upon yourself. I'm not taking part in your disastrous ideas!
1:01 PM - Bear  ◕ ‿ ◕: Prepare for random invites :3
1:01 PM - Bear  ◕ ‿ ◕: Choose another victim xD
1:01 PM - jbondguy007: You're
1:01 PM - jbondguy007: not
1:01 PM - jbondguy007: fucking
1:01 PM - jbondguy007: serious
1:01 PM - jbondguy007: STAHP
1:01 PM - Bear  ◕ ‿ ◕: :333333333
1:03 PM - Bear  ◕ ‿ ◕: Never mess with the bear :3
1:04 PM - jbondguy007: You have too much power
1:04 PM - jbondguy007: I mean wtf can I do
1:04 PM - jbondguy007: I bow to you, your Majesty Mr. Bear
1:04 PM - Bear  ◕ ‿ ◕: Let the spam begin.
1:04 PM - Bear  ◕ ‿ ◕: I'm a master.
1:04 PM - Bear  ◕ ‿ ◕: You better bow down!
1:05 PM - jbondguy007: Lmfao you are SO BAD
1:05 PM - jbondguy007: BAD BEAR
1:06 PM - jbondguy007: People commenting on my profile
1:06 PM - jbondguy007: "Ended up by referral from Falco, and then Bear for the SG WL GA. So many acronyms there. :) Thanks for the consideration."
1:06 PM - Bear  ◕ ‿ ◕: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
1:06 PM - Bear  ◕ ‿ ◕: IM LAUGHING SO HARD
1:06 PM - Bear  ◕ ‿ ◕: THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER
1:07 PM - jbondguy007: IF FALCO DOESN'T GET YOU FOR THIS IS FUCKING WILL
1:07 PM - jbondguy007: YOU EVIIIIIL
1:07 PM - jbondguy007: EVIIIIIL BAER
1:07 PM - Bear  ◕ ‿ ◕: GET ME?
1:07 PM - Bear  ◕ ‿ ◕: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
1:07 PM - jbondguy007: FUCKIT I DON'T KNOW OKAY??
1:07 PM - Bear  ◕ ‿ ◕: AHAHAHHA
1:09 PM - jbondguy007: I'm gonna tell everyone how fucking evil you are
1:09 PM - jbondguy007: Although I'm relieved the invites stopped at only 3
1:09 PM - jbondguy007: ...so far
1:09 PM - Bear  ◕ ‿ ◕: Huehuehueu
1:10 PM - jbondguy007: Not sure if I should be worried, right now.
1:11 PM - jbondguy007: OMFG
1:11 PM - jbondguy007: OHSHIT
1:13 PM - Bear  ◕ ‿ ◕: :33333333
1:21 PM - jbondguy007: It's not stopping
1:21 PM - Bear  ◕ ‿ ◕: sorry bro :3
1:21 PM - jbondguy007: cg save me
1:21 PM - Bear  ◕ ‿ ◕: you put yourself into this :3
1:21 PM - jbondguy007: I really didn't
1:21 PM - jbondguy007: IT COULD HAVE BEEN ANYONE
1:21 PM - Bear  ◕ ‿ ◕: but it was you :3
1:24 PM - jbondguy007: I'm making this public
1:24 PM - jbondguy007: RIP your reputation
1:24 PM - Bear  ◕ ‿ ◕: Ahahahaha do it!

And this is why I love you, Steamgifts. We're all crazy here.

Here's a giveaway to celebrate the pointlessness of this thread: Just Cause Collection