Clowns or bears?
Thanks mate, but squirrels beats bears and clowns any day of the week!
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Nah, there is just me, the President of the Multiverse™ and some bear peasants.
And llamas.
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BUMPDY BUMP BUMP
P.S. If you are a cat reading this, you should thank me for saving your life
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Nope. There's already enough of clowns in every government.
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A clown did unnecessary things to my almost-sane memories when I was a child that resulted in future conflict within myself, others, and clown movies.
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bumping, because the clown said he will kill me, my family and all people i know if i don't do it
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Don't worry, even if I kill you there are still other you's in other Universes. Multiverse FTW!
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you read "The Talisman"?
i'm like jack sawyer, i can flip but i don't have a twinner
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Mr. President of the Multiverse™ is thankful for introducing him to Stephen King's novel he didn't knew.
You'll get a complimentary gift in 2-1294844957 working days.
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Thank you, for your kind words. That's what we were shooting for.
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+1
That's the only movie I can remember that gave me nightmares though... and they are releasing a remake Q____Q
But now I'm older and stronger!
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Damn man .. get your fact straight D: Bears rode Lincoln into war !
Also: Squirrels > Clown like Gilando said
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We're sorry but it was today on Mythbusters. It's fake.
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So bears were used by humans to do war ? And now you want to blame them for everything D:
poor bears ...not cool dude !
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He's aiming at an innocent person while kidnapping a little, crying girl.
You need more proof?
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You should really check your facts before writing mate. This is Colin McFedora, the person who was trying to save the kid from the hands of mentally unstable bear with a gun.
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The Multiverse Congress is proud and hopes that you'll gladly vote for our campaign during the upcoming elections.
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Yes, Multiverse has homosexual people too. #diversity
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Blah clowns are a subspecies of mimes, and while I'll admit they are superior to bears, they are among the lowest of men.
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You just found your place at the bombarding-zone, you filthy heretic.
PS. You can't even make good waffles.
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"Why __ Should Be The New Master Race Thread"
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I hope that you from another Universe gets it. (◑‿◐)
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He already did but felt rekt so he didn't comment.
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HOLLY MOLLY!! It's worse than i taught !
my patrick avatar says my reaction right now
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Hold on! I just realized this is really an anti bear thread!
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Reply button.
The Multiverse Congress is sorry that you dislike our campaign. We wish you a good evening while sincerely hoping that nothing bad happens to you and/or your pets overnight.
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My pet has his own defenses and is a talented singer
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Your family doesn't.
http://youtu.be/bxAM_168oaw?t=10s
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Are you in any way related to Jon Snow?
None of those clowns is retarded, we call that diversity and overuse of alcochol.
Plus, Bear already knows he lost since I'm the President of the Multiverse™ and he's just a bear.
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Intro
I've been noticing, during my time lurking these forums, that
hereticshumans (and their mutation - bears) are a hateful race, even to those who are from the same species as them, discriminates other species and likes to think that they are on top of the food pyramid, that's just sad, especially when we, Clowns, can give you peasants a heart attack with just one fart.Therefore I'm proclaiming my race as the new MASTER RACE and myself as "President of the Multiverse™".
But I won't proclaim all these things without good reasons of course.
Here is a some good evidence of why Bears shouldn't be the new master race.
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Even more proof!
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Convinced? [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]
Clowns > Homo Sapiens > Homo Erectus > Australopithecus > Bears
Additionally, Clowns have music to which you can conquer the Universe(s)! (After our approval, of course.)
Click!
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Did Bear say something about a girlfriend?
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