hi i just joined this site but lets get to the man poiont. i hear their are lots of sexy gamer girls here. i want one. so if your sexy gamer girl. POST IN THIS THREAD. please. thank you. if you are not sexy gamer girl. do not post. and dont try to trick me ether. if you posted and are not sexy gamer girl. i will report ur pethatic ass for trying to trick me. plus youd be a huge loser as well. lol
i know what u are thinking. why should i date you. well i will tell you. i bench 420 pounds. i am nice. AND I AM SUPER BUPHHH. i could kick the asses of all the guyz here. lol. and i will if you want me to. ;)

enough about me though. more about you. please post below with ur pics. lezz clothing teh better. ;D. you can post about ur hobbies and about you i guess to. but that doesnt really matter. lol
also IF NO PIC THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND. so please remembder to post pic. and if you are dude then i will repot you. that simple.

thank yu for you're time. i look forward to meeting all you potential girlfriends.

edit: p.s. please post befor 8/25 1 pm PST.


8/25

I'm actually shocked how many people thought this was real. There was a (poorly) hidden giveaway actually on this thread. I recommend reading this thread. To the people who thought I was serious, thanks for making it so entertaining lol. Also thanks to the people who were playing along. :p

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Wanna join my band? I play the fiddle.

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I first thought you were sillybird with your sexy pic in the glasses :x

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My cat's name is Mittens.

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MY cat's breath smells like cat food..

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It tastes like burning.

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9 years ago
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No begging

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You sound like a desperate kid, pathetic... Who the F£@k bench 420pounds... this shit ain't gonna impress anyone. Stop spending soo much time on the computer and go the F£@k outside meet with some chicks. this ain't hard you know?!

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listen to this wise man

9 years ago
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Well, I have one, but I'm not sure if I want to trade her just yet. I'd need at least a few TF2 keys and copies of Skyrim.

edit: Part of me wants to show her this thread now. Part of me knows better. lol

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Ballpoint universe for your Gf?

9 years ago
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"Product Key has already been used" -Rep, do not trade for GF keys with this user

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:D

9 years ago
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5 ref and the new HB for the GF?

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9 years ago
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:DDD

9 years ago
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i can give you a couple coupons? sound good?

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gun monkeys, spacechem, and GTR: Evolution. I throw in a half set of TF2 cards

9 years ago
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Plot twist: you are a girl.

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Plot twist, he is octogenarian!

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Plot twist, he is octogenarian!

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Plot twist: he's dead!

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I already love you Hideo, I'll be your girlfriend! <3 Me

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Daw. :3

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wtf plz love me ur so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Too sexy for my shirt ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Too sexy for my pants ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Too sexy for my skin ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Too sexy for my tight undepants ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Too sexy for my fart( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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reminds me of this

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Do you want to marry Gordon Freeman?

9 years ago
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The fact you actually posted this...Wow bro. Just wow.

9 years ago
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You know what? Let's turn this thread into adverts for men looking for ladies on Steamgifts. I'll start: Ladies, i'm open! =D

9 years ago
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I'll trade you mine for a copy of bad rats

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deal :D (isn´t this illegal?^^)

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I promise if i become a pimp,i woud make tons of GF giveaways with no CV.

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+1 for pimp power sweg!

9 years ago
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I'm a girlfriend and I'm responding! Do you see?

9 years ago
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You need a doctor

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this ^^

9 years ago
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I'm not sick though. Or do you mean for my allergies?

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Thx for skyrim legendary!

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I have already been potted, to repot me would destroy my root system

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You know what girls find sexy? Correct spelling and grammar, get back to school, kid. shakes head

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if you think spelling and grammar is what girls go after, i don't think you're in the position to talk about girls lmfao

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B****es get wet for proper grammar.

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maybe english teachers lmfao

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They be turning into Niagara Falls with the proper spelling.

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I made that bitch squirt like a dolphin.

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omg it even gets better :D

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:DDD

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Well, I have 2 children so I must have got it right at least twice

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Did you quote Herman Melville on your honeymoon? C'mon, and I have a trophy wife, no offence but anecdotal evidence for a claim is just pissing in the wind.

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I'm not sure I know why I would quote a writer on my honeymoon.....Is that something that is seen to be done? Maybe that's why she left last month......?

9 years ago
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I was being sarcastic, dude.

9 years ago
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As was I

9 years ago
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In my experience girls go after the assholes so they can bitch about them after the fact and say all guys are assholes.

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girls go after guys who actually give them attention, not the "i'm a good guy but no one goes after me!!!" beta type

they bitch after they find out the guy is an asshole, they don't actively seek out to hurt themselves over a limp dick, c'mon.

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Yeah, lots of them actually do. All the signs are there that the guy is an asshole, people warn them the guy is an asshole and will treat them like shit, cheat on them, etc but they just love them "bad boys". They all think they're smart enough/hot enough/etc to "tame" them and they're all are stupid for thinking it.

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are you getting this from tv shows or where are you at buddy? haha

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No friend i'm not, i'm getting it from real life experience. I know girls, friends of mine, that i had known from school and highschool, that fucked up their lives this way. Plus plenty of other girls i'v seen dating abusive douchebags.

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Wow man, that's pretty dumb, maybe there is an intelligence shortage over there, haha. Over here, they just go for the people on their level, if they're what you'd call "rachet" they'd go for the male equivalent(i.e. a douchebag), if they're the scene type, scene guys, etc. you get the point

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Ratchet? I can honestly say I have never heard anybody be described using word. I've heard them being called "messy", though. I'll have to remember that, "Ratchet", maybe I can get it going in the town I live in, or on my FB list, see if I can make it more than a, (seemingly), regional description word.

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ratchet's quite a popular term, actually, surprised you haven't heard it yet, it's all over facebook and instragram and shit like that

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looks incredulously around....I don't know what to tell you, buddy, I have honestly only heard that term in regards to the name of a piece of equipment used to tighten, or loosen, bolts

9 years ago
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if you want it summed up in a song(not a very good one mind you):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daaH4WAlIX0

9 years ago
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I played that clip. I'm traumatised. What did I ever do to you? How could you allow another human being, even an evil, sadistic little shit like me, to go in to something like that without the proper precautions and cerebral adjustment?

You're a bad, bad man! Go stand over there, in the corner, with your hands on your head until you realise the magnitude of how much bad karma has just shifted towards you, with one gnarled, claw-like appendage reaching out for your soul, whilst beckoning to the darkside, just for even acknowledging that that video even exists...never mind the fact that you unleashed it on to an unsuspecting, mentally unstable, semi-lovable sociopath with a tendency to forgive anybody for even the most despicable behaviour, up to, and including, people who think they're being generous when they buy this and create giveaways for it on here!!

GO ON!....CORNER!!....NOW!!!....and try not to clap that ass on your way over!!!!

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i said it wasn't a very good one, and souls aren't real, nor karma

9 years ago
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my experience is the same

9 years ago
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In my experience, girls like people who can read between the lines.

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but no guy can...

9 years ago
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Hmmm well that's a problem then, isn't it?

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;)

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I tend to read between the spaces in between the lines.

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Well, I

lines.

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Wait for the winter steam sales

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i know it's a joke but it's still cringe-worthy

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I'll be your baby, baby.

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Where did you last see her and what does she look like? :pokerface:

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