I'll make a Mary Kelly out of you.
--Jack the RIpper, Shadowman videogame.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91yOVYwU1zI

Would you kindly?

„Hrdina jsem sic, však nedostanu nic.“ — Méďa Béďa.

Favourite lyrics? I don't really know... but I would go either with Wherever I May Roam or with Revolution Roulette.
For quote I trust you that you can fiind it out from a part of it: " Don’t give yourselves to these unnatural men - machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are men!"
And for poem: I really love the Hungarian translation of Goethe's Erlkönig and a real Hungarian one: Arany János' ballad A velszi bárdok - english translation included as well. It's a really intresting - in older Hungarian the write of foreign words was different, this is why Wales appears phonetically - velsz. Arany is one of my favourite poets, and this work also has political content - the hungarian poets had to write a welcome-poem for Franz Joseph I - he was the Austrian ruler who ended the 1948-'49 Hungarian revolution, and he had a harsh retribution on Hungary. And this poem was the fruit of Arany's labour, but of course it wasn't presented to the emperor - but the poem itself is about the situation Arany and Hungary had to face with the emperor's upcoming visit.
Sorry if this is a little too long, but I hope it's understandable as well - as I know you you like history :) (Also be proud of me, I saved a dwarf in Witcher from ruffians who wanted to shave him! :D )

I never seem to finish all my food
I always get a doggie bag from the waiter
So I just keep what's still unchewed
And I take it home, save it for later
But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation
Microbes, enzymes, mould and oxidation
I don't care, I've got a secret trick up my sleeve
I never bother with baggies, glass jars, tupperware containers
Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer
I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight with aluminum foil

I love the lore of middle earth! Here is the song of the Entwives which is a duet.

The Ent and the Entwife

Ent:
When spring unfolds the beechen-leaf and sap is in the bough,
When light is on the wild-wood stream, and wind is on the brow,
When stride is long, and breath is deep, and keen the mountain air,
Come back to me! Come back to me, and say my land is fair!

Entwife:
When Spring is come to garth and field, and corn is in the blade,
When blossom like a shining snow is on the orchard laid,
When sun and shower upon the earth with fragrance fill the air,
I'll linger here, and will not come, because my land is fair!

Ent:
When Summer lies upon the world, and in a noon of gold
Beneath the roof of sleeping leaves the dreams of trees unfold,
When woodland halls are green and cool, and wind is in the West,
Come back to me! Come back to me, and say my land is best!

Entwife:
When Summer warms the hanging fruit and burns the berry brown;
When straw is gold, and ear is white, and harvest comes to town;
When honey spills, and apple swells, though wind be in the West,
I'll linger here beneath the Sun, because my land is best!

Ent:
When Winter comes, the winter wild that hill and wood shall slay;
When trees shall fall and starless night devour the sunless day;
When wind is in the deadly East, then in the bitter rain
I'll look for thee, and call to thee; I'll come to thee again!

Entwife:
When Winter comes, and singing ends; when darkness falls at last;
When broken is the barren bough, and light and labour past;
I'll look for thee, and wait for thee, until we meet again:
Together we will tkae the road beneath the bitter rain!

Both:
Together we will take the road that leads into the West,
And far away will find a land where both our hearts may rest.

Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Are you still taking the lithium?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Lithium, Prozac. When's it gonna end?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: We're trying to give a jolt to your system. Give it a... a little kick-start.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Why don't you kick me in the fuckin' head?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: I know what you're going through must be painful.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: This isn't painful. Getting shot is painful. Getting stabbed in the ribs is painful. This shit isn't painful. It's empty... dead.

"Be or not to be" ;)
My favourite ever! ;)

Why did Star Treks Lt. Worf change his hair color?
It was a good day to dye.

What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?

Beer

"Video games"

-LGR (Lazy Game Reviews - Clint Basinger)

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To be or not to be

I have a dream, a song to sing
To help me cope with anything
If you see the wonder of a fairy tale
You can take the future even if you fail
I believe in angels
Something good in everything I see
I believe in angels
When I know the time is right for me
I'll cross the stream, I have a dream

I have a dream, a fantasy
To help me through reality
And my destination makes it worth the while
Pushing through the darkness still another mile
I believe in angels
Something good in everything I see
I believe in angels
When I know the time is right for me
I'll cross the stream, I have a dream
I'll cross the stream, I have a dream

I have a dream, a song to sing
To help me cope with anything
If you see the wonder of a fairy tale
You can take the future even if you fail
I believe in angels
Something good in everything I see
I believe in angels
When I know the time is right for me
I'll cross the stream, I have a dream
I'll cross the stream, I have a dream

Teacher (on phone): You say Khazadson has a cold and can’t come to school today? To whom am I speaking?
Voice: This is my father.

How does a pirate respond when you shove a steering wheel down his pants? "ARGH! YE BE DRIVIN' ME NUTS!"

I gotta fill time
Three minutes worth of time
Oh, how will I fill so much time, mm-mm
I'll throw in a solo, a solo, a solo
A solo, a solo here

This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long

This song's got nothin' to say
But I'm recording it anyway
I know if I put my mind to it
I know I could find a good rhyme here

Oh, you gotta have-a music
You need really catchy music
This song has got plenty of music
But just six words, child

Thanks :)

“You know me. It’s my duty to please that booty.” from Shaft

Thanks!

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