Steam gift. Will add winner to send gift (or you can add me first when you win, to get things moving)
Good luck everyone, and Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays as you prefer.
No thanks required, but feel free to post a good "dad joke". I'll start.
A guy asks a girl to accompany him to the school dance, and she says yes!
He really wants to impress her, so he goes to hire a suit, but there's a long suit line. He waits and gets a great suit.
Then he goes and hires a luxury car for the night, but there's a long hire car line. He waits and gets a very luxurious car.
At the dance, he offers his date a drink, and she wants punch. He goes to get her a drink, but there's no punch line.
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Thanks!
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Lol, that's a good one. :)
I can't think of one right now, but if I remember I'll come back.
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hehe
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¯_(ツ)_/¯
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thanks :33
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