I've been wanting this for a while thanks

Thank you very much!!

To your surprise, the tide pools give way to beach much sooner than you expected, and you find a way, half overgrown trail, half climbable rocks, to reach the top of the cliff without dashing your skull open on boulders.

I'm going to let someone else have a turn for a bit!

...he became insane and killed his wife, he didn't know what to do to like women again... (note, I'm not homophobic or anything like that, it's just a story :P)

Thanks hope to win it wthog ^_^

So yeah, basically I no scoped him, and instead of just defeating him, I killed him and started wearing his fur skin.

His gang saw me as their new leader, and my nickname was 'El Matador'.

I have no idea why it sounds spanish, I'm portuguese. These are some racists wolfs.

"Why am I called that? Because when I'm around, everyone sees red"

After swimming down the stream for a while I start to notice the noise of rushing water gettting louder and louder!! What will i do? Can I try to find a way out or do I continue down the stream to find out what is to come? Second entry and comment

You land onto some kind of arena. You hear the crowd cheering "Murcielago! Murcielago!". Wow, good for them, auto-enthusiast really stepped their game up. And then you notice Murcielago. You don't know much about cars, but it's obviously not Lamborghini. It's a bull. And it's charging on you. The last thing you notice before jumping into portal is that the bull somehow looks like your uncle Fred.

Thank you for the win - Received!