Then you're clearly doing it right

I just got done with work...and it's snowing...so pants were off when I got home! I ain't going anywhere in this damned weather!

I believe you. I promise.

Damn. Foiled by loopholes again.

Take them off. Join us. We are legion...without pants.

I...I'm scared to click on that

Everyone is welcome to no pants. It's a right.

Good enough!

That's not very punny...

Roll around on the floor and feel alive!

Yeah, most of the time it's more comfortable for me to sleep sans pants too. I like sleeping with socks on, but not pants. Go figure.

If you've found a way to be nude and still wearing pants I'm going to be very amazed. Not likely aroused, but definitely curious to know how you accomplished it. So yeah, I think it should count. Carry on.

That thought hadn't even occurred to me. Why...why would you want to?

No sort of anything? Are you afraid of clothes?

No, they're looking at you in abject jealousy