I find this giveaway apeeling.

A lalafel, a mi'qote, and a roegadyn walk into a bar. The lalafel hits his head, the mi'qote trips, and the roe breaks the bar!

It makes sense if you play Final Fantasy XIV.

I'll let Frank Castle fill you in on some puns

The Buddhist refused pain-killers during the root canal because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

What did Zelda say to Link when he couldn't open the door?

Tri-Force ^^ (I know, that was lame -.-)

I don't have any puns left. The other ones were just too punderful.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

Looks like you can join this giveaway even if you own game. Better check if winner have it already o/

Schrodinger's Cat: Wanted Dead or Alive.

Gracias :)

You know nothing John Snow

Oh no, don't know any puns.

Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.

Velcro, what a rip off!

Difficult to make a pun in English, I just know in Portuguese :(

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

Uhm ... be ready for PUNishement?!

I'm not English speaking by nature...

Which President was least guilty? Lincoln, He was in a cent.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

I can bearly handle this, but please guys try to bear with me.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

Without geometry, life is pointless!

Women can't live with them... pass me the peanuts.