Wooo! First on the tugboat! Thanks! And here's my ticket.

Hm, that name always makes me want to make a "TUG YOU!" kind of joke but that feels inappropriate here :P

Upon opening the store page I notice it says "TUG on Steam." I'll let you know how attempting to wank vapour turns out.

:3

Clowns are abomination!

Of course hunting clowns is completely normal, that's why I voted for crossbow in the main post. A clown-hunting birthday crossbow, one of the universal go-to presents for when you don't know what to give to your grandma after you realize her birthday's tomorrow and you forgot to get her anything.

Not weird, just creepy. But as long as it is fun and you don't hurt other people, it's ok. :)

Thank you! :D
But...no Clowns please! Clowns are scary. See/Read Stephen Kings "It" ^^

Birthdays are a good reason for a GROUP TUG

Thanks for the giveaway tugboat train!

I hate clowns :o

Thanks

Hunt clowns sounds nice!

For an 11 year old I'd say it's totally legitimate to invite a clown. Not sure about the hunting.

thank you! birthdays=clown hunting season? :P

birthdays = fun when little... now they just remind you that you're one year older =/
clowns scare me, so, anti-invite =)

Thanks

Thanks

Clowns are a terrible idea. All they do is remind me of IT

tug tug tug tug

Thanks!

Invite the good clowns and hunt the bad ones.

Clowns are okay as long as they keep bring the Big Macs!

Thank you good sir!

Thank you. I don't know any clown so I don't know which option is better or more weird.