Crickmas Revolution:

To celebrate the birth of Our Lord Jesus Christ, Santa Clause has made it mandatory that people get drunk, eat too much, give each other tat, sold to them thanks to overcommercialisation and a corporate hijacking of a holiday and, of course, PLAY CRICKET! It was for this reason his elves created Ashes Cricket 2013, but it turned out his elves were completely fucking shit programmers and developers and so Santa said just to give away this instead!

If you don't know what cricket is, it's when an Australian man with a moustache more associated with homoeroticism throws hard leather balls at you at near 100mph and you have to try and hit it with a big stick before it hits the smaller sticks behind you or, given the amount of bouncers so far, your face.