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Have you ever got your ass kicked? I did. I once kissed another woman instead of my girlfriend in a club, needless to say I was really drunk. She screamed and started yelling at me. Bodyguards from the place kicked my ass out. Fortunately, she was single so there was no big hassle with another guy and my actual girlfriend laughed her ass off instead of being mad at me.

Lucky bastard, so all they did was kick you out, not kick your teeth in...

I was drunk and called someone a different name, of a person they disliked...
Next thing I know I wake up on the floor with 3 chipped teeth and a rusty taste in my mouth. Didn't care, partied on :P

8 years ago
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nothing to be proud of tbh

8 years ago
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mrt39's part or my part?

8 years ago
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i replied to your comment hint hint

8 years ago
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I'm not proud of getting into the situation, but I don't regret my reaction to it...
I'm not sure how to read your reaction...

8 years ago
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I'm 6'8" and ~250lbs so it's not something that comes up that often. Not that I appear terribly intimidating I'm sure, but I'm sure it lessens the chances that someone's going to start a fight with me. There are a handful of other reasons why I don't get into fights too, but mostly I don't go looking for such.

8 years ago
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are you single? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

8 years ago
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Haha nope. My 8 year anniversary is coming up later this year and we have 2 cute "tiny" babies already. And by tiny I mean they're pretty well in the 90+ percentile for height. My wife is also 5'11" so our children are doomed to never being able to find pants or shoes big enough for them :)

8 years ago
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i see :D happy (upcoming) anniversary! and i wish you more wonderful years together :)

8 years ago
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Thanks :D

8 years ago
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I'm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

8 years ago
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It looks like I missed the honor of mating two souls in my giveaway. Damn, maybe next time.

8 years ago
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You have a very forgiving girlfriend. Treat her like a queen she deserves it!

8 years ago
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We are not together anymore. She was indeed a queen and we really had great time together. Thank you for your kind words.

8 years ago*
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My brother-in-law had a donkey that kicked me really bad...

so I got by ass kicked by an ass... is that double ass-kicked?

8 years ago
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no, not yet ._.

8 years ago
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haha fun story :)
never happened to me

8 years ago
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I have actually... period :)

8 years ago
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I've never been in a fight in my life... so far (fingers crossed)

8 years ago
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Never, and I expect continue like that.

8 years ago
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I'm glad to say that only figuratively. :-)

8 years ago
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No. Not really. Yes.

8 years ago
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A-ha. So that's how you say "no".

8 years ago
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Yes. :>

8 years ago
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Once. When kid. You know, kids stuff.

8 years ago
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