Have you ever got your ass kicked? I did. I once kissed another woman instead of my girlfriend in a club, needless to say I was really drunk. She screamed and started yelling at me. Bodyguards from the place kicked my ass out. Fortunately, she was single so there was no big hassle with another guy and my actual girlfriend laughed her ass off instead of being mad at me.
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Lucky bastard, so all they did was kick you out, not kick your teeth in...
I was drunk and called someone a different name, of a person they disliked...
Next thing I know I wake up on the floor with 3 chipped teeth and a rusty taste in my mouth. Didn't care, partied on :P
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nothing to be proud of tbh
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mrt39's part or my part?
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i replied to your comment hint hint
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I'm not proud of getting into the situation, but I don't regret my reaction to it...
I'm not sure how to read your reaction...
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I'm 6'8" and ~250lbs so it's not something that comes up that often. Not that I appear terribly intimidating I'm sure, but I'm sure it lessens the chances that someone's going to start a fight with me. There are a handful of other reasons why I don't get into fights too, but mostly I don't go looking for such.
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are you single? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Haha nope. My 8 year anniversary is coming up later this year and we have 2 cute "tiny" babies already. And by tiny I mean they're pretty well in the 90+ percentile for height. My wife is also 5'11" so our children are doomed to never being able to find pants or shoes big enough for them :)
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i see :D happy (upcoming) anniversary! and i wish you more wonderful years together :)
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Thanks :D
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I'm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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It looks like I missed the honor of mating two souls in my giveaway. Damn, maybe next time.
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You have a very forgiving girlfriend. Treat her like a queen she deserves it!
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We are not together anymore. She was indeed a queen and we really had great time together. Thank you for your kind words.
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My brother-in-law had a donkey that kicked me really bad...
so I got by ass kicked by an ass... is that double ass-kicked?
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no, not yet ._.
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haha fun story :)
never happened to me
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I have actually... period :)
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I've never been in a fight in my life... so far (fingers crossed)
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Never, and I expect continue like that.
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I'm glad to say that only figuratively. :-)
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No. Not really. Yes.
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A-ha. So that's how you say "no".
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Yes. :>
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Once. When kid. You know, kids stuff.
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