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EDIT: THIS GAME SUCKS

At first I thought hmm, maybe none of the developers are native English speakers. And with their indie budget they can't afford to pay one to proofread... or edit... or even click the "spell check" button. :)

But I don't think this was written by a non-native English speaker. :) I think it was written by a native English speaker with terrible English. :)

If you call your game a visual novel, spare a thought for the words... :)

Oh, wait, I think I see the problem. The writer couldn't concentrate on the pesky writing because he spent all day watching porn... :)

Next time, let's hope I remember to play a game before giving it away... :) Sorry! :)


Thank goodness for that habit of Control-A Control-C... :) Let's see if it works this time... :)


Umm, I don't know what this is. Well, ok, I have a hunch... :)

But who knows, maybe this one's good? At least it isn't by those Sakura blabla people... :) Oh, and there's trading cards, so even if you can't bring yourself to install it you can ask Idle Master to get the free money for you. Woohoo! Free money!

First entry /o/ Thanks for the chance =)

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Well, I don't know if this is garbage yet, so you might not want to thank me too much... :) Good luck... :)

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Thanks!

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I was going to make this a private giveaway in that forum thread, but bumping threads all week long isn't even a little bit fun. And I'd forget anyway. Oh well... :) Good luck! :)

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More research on steam and it has cards? GotY material right there :P.

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Trading cards! Hooray! :)

It's funny, nobody seems to be in a rush to buy my foil cards any more. Used to be one of those badge junkies would grab them right away, but now it seems they wait for the prices to drop. Thought those guys didn't have any common sense at all, but perhaps I was mistaken... :)

Good luck! :)

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My foils seem to idle in the market for awhile as well. I was never that fond of trading cards though I'm running out of friends slots so I'll either have to purge my list or start crafting again :/.

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With that many games I assume you buy a lot of bundles, so maybe you could make a second account for all your duplicate bundle keys that give trading cards... :) Unless you give them all away, of course... :)

Wasted so much money on those stupid Steam badges... :) But wasted on badges I can't play, or wasted on games I won't play, not much difference really... :) Oh well... :)

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Been thinking about doing that but it just seems like a waste to do so. :/

I still believe that I will play every game that I've purchased one day. Just depends on when I win the lotto :P.

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Probably a waste, but if you give them away, someone else will idle them for the trading cards instead... :) Somehow, once a game is in a bundle, people forget about playing it... :)

If you get new games faster than you play the old games, there's no way to catch up... :) I'd need a time machine, but if I had one I wouldn't waste it on playing more video games... :)

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Don't crush my dreams! Let me be naive about catching up just for a lil' bit longer XD.

Fair enough. I still have a bit of wiggle room left on my friends list so I still have some time to think about it. Hopefully I make my mind up soon since the winter sale is slowly creeping up and if I do go with crafting, I need to start collecting cards now if I want to take full advantage of it.

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I'm not the best one to give advice about not wasting money... :) But... :)

There's no way to "win" Steam, Valve will happily take all the money you are willing to throw at them... :) You might try to get some nice, round number for the Steam level, but later you'll end up buying more games and it's un-round all over again... :)

Hmm, I'd say if you are going to make badges, create an idling account now and start idling... :) I believe you will need to spend $5 or the equivalent with that new account, in order to unlock all the card trading and whatever. So if you only have a few spare bundle keys it's pointless. :) There's a FAQ on Steam somewhere that explains all the rules, but basically spend $5 in the Steam store (you can even buy a gift for your real account) then add all the keys, them run the idle master program. :)

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Thank you for chance

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Not a big chance I think... :) People always try for the cartoon girl games... :) But good luck... :)

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What a nice, round, non-Sakura, story-rich whatever. Thanks!

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Yeah, think that just about sums it up. :) Good luck! :)

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Thank you for the chance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Oh, hey, you won a Van Helsing 2, that's probably better than this. :) Good luck anyway, though... :)

Although, hmm, I don't actually know it's better, I never finished the first one. :( Drat!

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Thank you for your kind words. I like VH II though I guess it's because I haven't tried jumping into the MP (which is where a lot of people have a problem with it.) I'm excited for Final Cut and hope it's really fun.

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I should probably go back and finish the first one, but it looks like I just bought #3. Guess I will get a free version of that "Final Cut" thing when it's released? Hmm, as usual, the free stuff is the most expensive... :)

Don't think I ever tried the multiplayer stuff, it's tricky enough to find time for the single-player games... :)

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I feel you tbh I rarely play MP games because I never know when I have to stop playing and if I'm playing MP games it would suck to have to just drop out in the middle of a match or something.

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Tits and ass, baby! Whoo! I ... uh, I mean ... wonderful story and gameplay!

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Yes, I'm sure it's wonderful... :) And they all have different colour hair, so you can tell them apart. In case the writing is garbage and you can't keep everyone straight otherwise... :) Good luck! :)

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Good luck, you only-pretending-to-be-a-bot person! :) You joke, but the person below deleted his presumably bot-comment... One written at the same time was deleted from the Sakura Beach giveaway too... :)

I was too slow to catch it, but my money's on a certain quantity of Ginseng... :) Apparently the poor fellow took offence at my calling a spade a spade, if you know what I mean... :) Hey, if you don't like being teased, write something with your own fingers... :) I've seen you do it in those "Level 10" giveaways, are the rest of us Steamgifts peons beneath your notice? :)

I'm tempted to give away some things from his wishlist to see what happens... :) Appreciate the opportunity!

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Ha truthfully I am not even entering for this game, it isn't something I'd play, I just saw your forum post and couldn't resist saying something.

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Don't let that stop you, in my experience most giveaway winners never play their wins... Unless Idle Master counts as playing... :) I try not to check, it's too discouraging... :)

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yeah... I won Shadow warrior from you 8 months ago, it's a great game, but I have still only played three hours of. >.< maybe once I've beat it I'll enter in another of your giveaways.

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Aha, that's more than I've played it, actually... :( Somehow I forgot about it. :( Happens all the time, unfortunately... :)

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Is that you, pal? You know, being blacklisted by you is making me cry... :( Sniff... :(

It's funny, you keep entering my giveaways by accident, pity there's no automatic way for you to ignore them... :) Wonder if you could ask the script creator to add that feature for you... :)

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Trading Cards and Boobies, always a good combo ;)

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Those are the most expensive kind, but sell them fast in case this ends up in a bundle next month or something... :) Good luck! :)

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No problems, good lucks! :)

Hmm, I was going to say something like don't those referral links on your profile make it look icky? But then it felt like I've asked that question before... :( Can't remember, sorry... :)

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Thank you for the giveaway! =)

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Oh, hey, is that a script, or are you pasting it by hand? Feels like I've asked you this question before... :) Good luck, possibly human... :)

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Normally - for being able to enter their giveaway - I send everyone a personal customized handwritten letter of appreciation in ornate writing on a 750 years old paper signed by me, my grandma and the german chancellor Andrea Merkel. But today it seems I was in a bit of a hurry. So STRG+C STRG+V had to do. Sorry!

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To paraphrase a famous thanksbotter,

Thank you very much for the chance to read this great comment :D

:)

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Moar waifus :3 <3

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Hmmm, good luck explaining that one when someone sees it... :) Aha, good luck in the giveaway too! :)

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most of my friends would like a ride :3

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Bouning bewbies! Thanks! <3

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Haven't played this one yet, so I don't know what's in it. :) But looking at the store page, you're probably right... :) Nobody is going to buy this one accidentally... :) Good luck! :)

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Thanks! I like them bouncing ^)

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Hmm, that's odd, I didn't even notice the title of this game... Wonder if there's a slider in the options, like that other game, hmm, whatever it was. Not one of the Sakura ones, I think, something else... Sorry, don't remember... :(

Oh well, good luck! :)

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I've honestly never used Idle Master. Although it takes me a long time to get to my games, I feel if I just milk the cards out of a game it will show play time and I may accidentally pass over it. So I slowly chug through them. :)

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Aha, if I had to play every game for real to get the cards, I'd probably have 5 or 6 total. :) Would take all day to download everything, too. :)

Plus with that refund business, now you don't see any cards until after two hours... :)

Good luck surviving two hours in this one if you win... :) Hopefully it's not garbage... :)

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Well, i don't mind playing this game :)
Thanks Totoro!!

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Well, it would be a shame if you accidentally won a game that you minded playing... :) Thank goodness we don't have that problem to worry about, good luck... :)

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wohooo Boobs!

Thanks

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Probably, but I haven't tried playing yet to know for sure... :) I tried asking Idle Master but it didn't say anything... :) Oh well... :)

Good luck! :)

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You're in the right place, then... :) I don't know if there is any game in here, but the winner will definitely get the other two... :) Good luck... :)

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I'll always give bikinis a bounce.... euhm try

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I never thought I'd say this, but the Sakura game is better... :)

But this one has trading cards, so enter both... :) Good luck! :)

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Aww level 5 :( I guess good luck guys.

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Consider yourself lucky, this game is junk. :) Sorry, little umm, egg thing? Google says it's a Togepi, whatever that means... :) But at least you can save your points for something good instead... :)

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Haha never seen pokemon? :p and damn about the game, thought it will be at least decent from what I've read from devs in community and replies some threads had in release day.

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Sorry, they all look the same to me... :)

My main problem with this game: this is a "visual novel" but the "novel" part is terrible. :) If you just want the girly drawings, you can find those free all over the internet... :)

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lol about the pokemon part.

About the novel I remember reading that there will be 2-3 more main updates to the game maybe that could be the reason for terrible content. Besides art too idk doesn't feel that right tbh, specially compared to some other VN's out there.

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Well, maybe if they make part 2 a rewrite of part 1, and part 3 a rewrite of part 2... :) I'm sure eventually those infinite monkeys will stumble upon something... :)

I can't tell if they are trying their best, but failing due to incompetence, or not even trying... :)

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From what I've read those doesn't seems to be official parts but more content or smt like that. Anyway good luck with the game :p & lol at the op edit.

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Haha, that update/edit. At least they confirmed that they'll release an uncensor patch for the Steam version after the third chapter is released, so that's something.

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Doesn't need an uncensor patch, needs an un-garbage patch... :)

If I had known what I was getting, I would not have bought an extra copy for a giveaway... :) Or perhaps I should have kept the giveaway purchase, and not bought one for myself... :) Either way, some money was wasted... :) Hope the winner isn't allergic to junk... :) Good luck! :)

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Ugh damn.. That sucks.. I really enjoyed 'Sword of Asumi' .. but looking at the reviews it doesn't look too good! Oh well, I'll give it a go anyways ^^' thanks :)

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Sword of Asumi, hmm, I don't know what that is, but it seems I own a copy. Familiar story... :) Guess it was in a bundle? Good luck! :)

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I feel like the best parts of the game have been posted in the community hub ;)

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I suspect the best part of the game was in the developer's imagination, when he said to himself "Hmm, those visual novels look easy, bet I could make one of those." :) Pity he forgot how much he hated English in school... :) Oh well... :)

Good luck! :)

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A patch should be incoming next week to fix the spelling mistakes.

I was looking forward to this too after loving Asumi, but spelling mistakes annoy me. Haha

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It's going to take more than a pass through the spell check... :) It's not simply poor spelling; whoever wrote this stuff has serious problems with the English language. :) Look at all the goofy things I write - I'd be embarrassed to have my name attached to this. :)

Good luck, though! :)

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