funny joke ^, i should be able to enter this later :D

A man walks into a bar... Then gets a cat scan for the head injury.
You never said it had to be a good joke :P

Exists, thank you though.

Where did the general hide his armies?

In his sleevies!

Can't enter, so i'll just tell a joke:
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Get it? Get it?? :P

Two soldiers are out on the battlefield, suddenly one gets shot. The other grabs his radio to call for a medic and says: My partner has been shot, I think he is dead. What do I do? The medic answers: First, make sure he is not breathing. A gunshot is heard. The soldier then replies: Ok, he is not breathing anymore, what next?

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I like turtles.

Thanks Crazee !
I already have it :P

Have you heard the joke about the butter? I'd tell you, but I'm afraid you might spread it.

be safe out there

What is the difference between a duck ?

One has wheels.

need some more contrib. 45$ :(

Q:What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

A: half a dog...

Never trust an atom. They make up everything

have it, thx

Thanks.

Why is the snowman smiling? Because the snowblower is coming.

Knock knock
Whose there?
Whose where?
On the other side of the door
That would be you HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

Can't join but have this image!