If Indie Royale had a face I would, hmm, stare angrily at it?

If Indie Royale had a face I still wouldn't consider purchasing their terrible bundles

If Groupees had a retarded son, I would rather go there than Indie Royale.. and I fucking hate Groupees.

Indie Royale needs to self immolate and defenestrate, curse that spamming waste of pixels.

If Indie Royale were a potato, it would be a bad potato.

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If IR had an ass. I would hook up some fish bait and unleash a 4m great white shark on it.

Indie Royale fights like a Dairy Farmer!

I fart in IRs general direction! Its mother was a hamster and Its father smelt of elderberries!

Quite sadly, I'd compare Indie Royale to fireworks launched during daytime.

I never managed to recognize how colourful its content was.
Although I will admit that I only got around it in early 2014 I think. Still, no bundle ever interested me. But that may just be me.

The only things I succeeded in doing was hearing some pretty loud alarming noises.

And even if its last bang was surprising, it's still something I'll probably quickly forget. Guess that wasn't taking into account the possibility that customers' e-mails could end up being spammed. Oh well.

Well I guess that's a bit too much for a "generic insult". Thing is, I don't really hate Indie Royale. But let's do this, even if I'm not joining it, this giveaway rocks, so here's a cheap one-liner:

Indie Royale, more like Indie Burial.

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i don't know how to insult :(

Such a shitty move. But I think it's even worst on the part of the devs. How could they have thought that anything good could come out of it ?

If I were to insult IR, it would be animal abuse

I'm rubber IR is glue