Violets aren't red,
Roses aren't blue,
Write me a half decent poem,
And I might give an extra copy to yue.
Poems are much better than I expected! Zomby2D, Hakubyou and darjeeling, you'll all be getting a copy! The honorary mention goes to Econael's poem, even though it's in German, it's still pretty genius.
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thanks
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Well, genetically engineered roses can be blue =\
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:)
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You could also just put them colored water :P
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Thanks for the chance!
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I am no poet but how about
Keep on giving gifts, you will set my heart ablaze. (A little pun on Inferno) yah like?
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Thanks, mate!
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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at rhyming, potato.
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Thank you very much! ^^
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With the fingers of my hands,
and the toes of my feet,
with my dick and my balls,
all them add up to twenty-three.
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I am pray to the Chtulhu, coz there is no other gods. I am pray to the Chtulhu, coz there is no other gods.
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i did the crime and now i must do the time but i hope you like my rhym because i say that one day the i will be free and head down to the bay.
yeah i'm not that good
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Mir tat die Helligkeit der Lampe weh...
Ich lösche sie. Nun blinkt der Mond im See.
Mir ist ein bitterer Tränentrunk kredenzt,
Auf dessen Grund dein goldenes Antlitz glänzt.
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Thx
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I'd like a copy of Fortix,
Long time since I played games like it.
Used to have my own little tricks,
Of playing without getting hit.
(I'd make this longer, but I gotta go to work) :D
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My wording is lacking
My english is not true
But thou would, oh my king
Bring good karma on you
And your praise I would sing
If right out of the blue
I would get, not a ring
But a game from you
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i've bookmarked this (page). so 100% SG Juice.
made my day. and it will surely do ogain.
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i am not a good poet
please dont swing me a mallet
i only want to try this game
and promise i wont forget your name
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I shut my eyes
I cannot see
Your constant lies
Have blinded me
I seal my heart
And keep it locked
I'm torn apart
My path is blocked
I can't escape
Nowhere to run
Your sable shape
Has veiled the sun
The end is near
You hold me down
In this sea of fear
You watch me drown
Um, okay, this turned out a lot more depressing than I thought it would. For some reason I am really bad at writing funny or lighthearted poems, so you will have to make do with this... Sorry. :/
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Some sing of rings, and riddling things
Of promises vain and mixed
Of Elder gods, and crimes abroad
Of erections, potatoes, and Qix
They speak words made in labors, to win only your favors
Though sometimes the labors are quick
I too seek your prize, but you must realize
That sometimes, the scout is a dick. :D
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Thank you!
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