SAIL!

what's brown and sticky? a stick

104!

i'm unemployed... funny enough?

Knock Knock gets instantly shot

Insert funny comment here

What do an asteroid say when be interviewed by the press?

"No comet". xDD

tyy

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So two cannibals are sitting around the campfire eating a clown when one looks at the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Give a man a fire and he`ll be warm for a day.

Set a man on fire and he`ll be warm for the rest of his life.

More words of wisdom than a joke, but hope you enjoy it :)

Wert, how very sneaky and delicious to make a quick giveaway like this. You rock! Good luck to you =)

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What would bears be without bees?
Ears.

Bad Rats is good

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!

thanks

thanks :)

spanks

Thanks!

I hate jokes! thanks :b

Thank you!

Q: Why doesn't cow says thank you when you milk it?

A: Because it cannot talk.

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Why did the paranoid guy quit Twitter?

He thought he was being followed.