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Hacker Evolution Hardcore Package Pt 2 here: http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/tvEZA/hardcore-package-part-2-for-hacker-evolution
Hacker Evolution Duality here: http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/EwzfE/hacker-evolution-duality
Hacker Evolution Duality Hardcore Package Pt 1 here: http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/WBdar/hacker-evolution-duality-hardcore-package-part-1-dlc
Hacker Evolution Duality Hardcore Package Pt 2 here: http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/dhcCo/hacker-evolution-duality-hardcore-package-part-2-dlc
Hacker Evolution Duality: Inception Part 1 DLC here: http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/pi9wo/hacker-evolution-duality-inception-part-1-dlc
Hacker Evolution Duality: Inception Part 2 DLC here: http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/Lxeap/hacker-evolution-duality-inception-part-2-dlc
Hacker Evolution Duality: Inception Part 3 DLC here: http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/KXU4Q/hacker-evolution-duality-inception-part-3-dlc

Joke time:
A young couple manage to finally have a child after years of trying. The only problem is that this child was born with only his head.

The child lived his life looking out the window at the other kids and by the age of 4 he really wanted to join them. He went to his father and asked, "Father can I go and play with the other kids?" His father looks at his son and says, "I'm sorry son but you dont have a torso, you cant possibly hope to play with the other kids."
The boy prays to go before goes to sleep that night, "God please give me a torso so i can play with the other kids."

The next day the child woke up with a torso. He screamed for his father, "Daddy, daddy, I grew a torso. Can I play with the other kids now?" The father looked at the boy and said, "I'm sorry son but you dont have any arms, how can you hope to play with the other kids?"
The boy again prays before going to sleep that night, "God please give me arms so i can play with the other kids."

The next day the child woke up with arms. He screamed for his father. "Daddy, daddy, I grew arms. Can I play with the other kids now?" The father looked at the boy and said, " I'm sorry son but you dont have any legs, how can you hope to play with the other kids?"
The boy yet again prays before going to sleep that night, "God please give me legs so i can play with the other kids."

The next day the child woke up with legs. He screamed for his father, "Daddy, daddy, I grew legs. Can I play with the other kids now?" The father smiled and said "Of course you can son, just be careful crossing the road."
The boy ran across the road and got hit by a bus.

The moral of this story? Quit while you're a head.