You lift Polonius’s still-warm body to the window and push it over the edge.
It hits the ground with a sickening crack, and you see his limbs and neck now rest at unnatural angles.
Blood bursts out from his corpse and gets all over the place.
You’re now left in a room with a bloody, stabbed curtain, a few storeys up from the mangled body of your ex-girlfriend’s (uh huh) father.
This isn’t going to look good if anyone finds you like this! Especially if they should happen to look out the window!
You have 3 turn (s) remaining.
Burn curtain using fire from fireplace
Jump out the window, use body to cushion your fall
You know what? I can talk my way out of this. Just be cool. Act casual.
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Disguise my self as an another corpse (roll d20 - 20 critical success!)
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Maximum is 18, stop fooling around!
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I am talking about 3.5. I am a conservative guy who likes the old ways
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It doesn't matter what YOU like. It's my game. MINE!
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Stick to the system or you will end up as the previous DM
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I am still here and pretty much alive, and it's not GM, it's Overwatcher. Consider playing Knights of Pen & Paper btw.
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Thanks for the recommendation. You should definitely start playing FRP
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Thanks indeed! Just pressed "Received".
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