A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Fairly certain that's the original form- it's the on I grew up with, and google seems to confirm.
Either way, it's more grammatically suitable and more of a tongue twister. :)
Though, if you're aiming for for a more involved response, there's this version:
"He would chuck, he would, as much wood as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
According to the paper "The Ability of Woodchucks to Chuck Cellulose Fibers" by P.A. Paskervich and T.B. Shea in "Annals of Improbable Research vol 1, no. 5, pp. 4-9, July/August 1995, a woodchuck can chuck 361.9237001 cubic centimeters of wood per day.
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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+1
Basically what I was gonna say. Repeating it would just be lame.
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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Fairly certain that's the original form- it's the on I grew up with, and google seems to confirm.
Either way, it's more grammatically suitable and more of a tongue twister. :)
Though, if you're aiming for for a more involved response, there's this version:
"He would chuck, he would, as much wood as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
:)
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None!
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thanks!
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Thank you
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wooden you like to know
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I burned the wood
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700 LB.
See my reply above if you were aiming for more of a wordplay based response :)
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That's a lot of wood!
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According to the paper "The Ability of Woodchucks to Chuck Cellulose Fibers" by P.A. Paskervich and T.B. Shea in "Annals of Improbable Research vol 1, no. 5, pp. 4-9, July/August 1995, a woodchuck can chuck 361.9237001 cubic centimeters of wood per day.
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Now that's a big cube of wood!
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42
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Wookchucks ARE the meaning of life, the universe, and everything...
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Wookchucks?
are those cousins of the wookies?
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69 cubic meters
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twice as much as half of it.
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As much as it needs, I suppose. ;)
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Woodchuck has been made obsolete and now stands in unemployment line. Evils of technology, I guess.
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a ton!
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More then me cause I will be too busy playing games!
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A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can’t chuck wood
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I don't know :P
(that was anti-climactic :P)
thank you :p
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