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You go and stand on the window ledge. Nothing’s changed since a few seconds ago, and you’re still five storeys up.

You jump, fall five storeys, hit polonius’s body and break your legs.

Blood squirts everywhere, but luckily most of it is his.

You lie there crying out in pain for your remaining 3 turn (s) until you see a head peering out over the window ledge at you.

”Did you murder that dude and then jump on his body?” he asks.

You continue to scream in agony.

”I think you murdered that dude and then jumped on his body!” he says, and ducks back inside the room.

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