Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.

...I'm sorry all I have are dad jokes.

What did the zero say to the eight?

• "Nice belt!"

I think a good joke would be funny, not "nice", unless you have a different criteria regarding this matter.

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A set of smooth functions threw a party, and everyone was invited. They had great games set up like limbo (for the functions with horizontal asymptotes) and pin the delta on the epsilon.
e^x was sitting in the corner by himself, and his close friend e^2x came over to see why he was distancing himself from the crowd. e^2x said to e^x, "Go and integrate yourself into the crowd," to which e^x replied, sobbing, "It won't make a difference!"
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I couldn't resist.

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

thanks !

A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"

Good lUck to everyone

What do you call two guys above a window?
Curt and Rod. :D