You whistle and sit yourself down on the floor in the middle of the room.
That seems a little awkward, so you stretch out on your side, your arm supporting your head and your other arm resting on your hips.
There! Nobody could be more casual than you!
The door opens and who should enter but Corambis, Polonius’s twin brother!
You recognize him from the royal courts.
”I unlocked the door, so you can leave no -” he begins, but then cuts himself off. ”Hey, what’s going on?” Corambis looks around.
”Why are you acting so casual? How come you stabbed the curtain? Are you making stew?”
”You can’t make stew with the meat still in the bag,” he says. ”What is this, a chef thing?”
He opens the bag and sees that it’s full of chunks of Polonius.
Of COURSE he’d openthe bag first. Of course.
He begins to scream and scream and scream, and whether or not you decide to kill him to cover your tracks, a bunch of other people are already on their way here and you’re pooched.
Not too long later, Claudius puts you to death!
Your last words are ”Oh geez, if only I’d been better at covering my murders; had I only the chance to do it again …”
”... I would certainly not focus so much on making disgusting human stew; with bags or not, it’s extremely gross.”
True, Hamlet. True.
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