In other news, due to Big Dave Cam failing to control immigration and my country either being blessed with diversity and abundant skilled motivated workers or (depending on your point of view) plague carrying terrorists destroying our way of life, I'm currently working with a Slovakian. And when I asked her if she wanted anything picking up from the supermarket she asked me to get her some slimfast diet milkshake crap. Now given that she is short, very slim with a pixie cut I asked why given that she was 'positively elfin'.
She looked upset. If anyone could let me know if 'elfin' is Slovakian for whore, lice-infested, paedophile or similar that would be great.
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Well, seems like not all elves are Legolas...
Either that, or she thought you said she's starting to look like a truck:
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She probably just worries about her weight. She might not be trying to lose weight, but rather just to keep it off. Or she might just be self-conscious about her weight, in which case reassuring her is likely to little except make her fixate on her weight even more.
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That could get kinda complicated...
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It's the language gap that makes things difficult...
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I have an uncommon accent and the fact that isn't phonetic may be an issue.
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Now, in order to apologize, you have to become her sub and call her Mistress. It's best to do it as a suprise, in front of other people.
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Was she a dwarf? Dwarves and elves don't get along.
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Actually that one might explain a lot...
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Sounds more like a Forest Gnome to me, they are known to be fey-touched, like Elves.Not all of them appreciate that since they're known as the "Forgotten Folk" whereas everybody talks about Elves.
Source:I'm a fucking Dwarf.
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Everyone should love Rammstein...
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Hahaha, dat story of yours. Made me chuckle :)
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My knowledge of the german language limits to this and a couple of other Rammstein songs. I loved that industrial metal on high school.
PS: That elfin story was pure genius
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Delivery is key. It should have sounded more like, "But you're gorgeous! Surely you aren't trying to lose weight?"
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'You're gorgeous' might lead to some sort of romantic misunderstanding. Definitely steering clear of that one...
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