http://imgur.com/STEehW7 :D thx will enter once i get enough points

Thanks

The quality is horrible, because this is quite old now... But I still like it :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm6IA_sZ1lw

http://s7.pikabu.ru/post_img/2014/07/21/12/1405972039_2122944721.jpg
http://coop-land.ru/uploads/forum/images/2014-11/141702539911988.gif
http://cs7011.vk.me/v7011319/4355/yKfApEmLZgQ.jpg

here is a joke for you

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

I have a joke you:

Police: Where do you live?
Kid: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Kid: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Kid: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Kid: Next to my neighbor's house.
Police: Where is your neighbor's house?
Kid: You won't believe me if I tell you...
Police: Tell Me!!
Kid: Next to my house.

Thanks for the chivalry ;)

Thank you ^^

sorry dude I only know puns.
my life is a joke

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
" I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Did you hear about the goth kid with dyslexia?

He sold his soul to Santa.

:P (that's the only one I know :P)

A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.
A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!" Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

So a guy invites a bunch of his friends to a bar and buys everyone drinks, to celebrate getting a promotion. They drink and chat, and it turns out one of his friends is a regular on Steamgifts. They talk about it for a bit, then the guy goes to the bathroom, stopping to whisper something to the bartender on the way back. They drink and chat some more, then eventually get ready to leave. By this point, the Steamgifts friend has drunk quite a bit of the expensive stuff. The bartender gives the host the bill, then gives his friend a separate bill. Stunned, the friend asks:
"Hey, weren't you buying?! What's this? And why am I the only one who has to pay?!"
The host's reply:
"You're on my blacklist. Leecher!"

Thank You !!