From the latest Humble Monthly. Also, hit me with your favorite dirty joke!
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Thank you!
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So you want a dirty joke, eh?
Not sure, if I may even post this, but a quick glance at the site rules tells me, that I should at least include a warning, because it's really dirty :-)
NSFW/NSFM: https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/614413-jokethe-nun-bus-driver-and-hippie/
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That's a good one. I have admit, I didn't think about the site rules when I asked for the jokes. I hope no one gets in trouble!
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Thank you so much <3
i don't know many dirty jokes in English, sorry.... :(
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yeah, me too :(
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What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean. A classic.
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NSFW
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A seven year old walks into a brothel and slaps a $10 dollar bill on the counter and says, "Give me a hooker!"
The madame, looked amused and says, "Get lost kid."
The kid then slaps a $50 on the counter and says, "Give me a hooker!!"
The madame raises an eyebrow, but before she could say anything the kid slaps a $1,000 on table and says, "Give me a hooker with herpes!!!"
The madame, says, "What? Why would you want that?"
The kid says, "Because, I would screw her and get herpes, then I would go home and screw the baby sitter and she would get herpes. When my dad comes home, he'll screw the baby sitter and he'll get herpes. Eventually when my dad screws my mom she'll get herpes and on Wednesday when the pool man comes over she'll screw him and that's the MOTHERFUCKER that killed my frog!!!
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ty
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Thanks, I missed out on the latest monthly bundle!
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A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife" What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one type?" "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk. Confused, the man asked what the types were. The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?" Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference between them?" The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."
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Sherlock Holmes was performing a cunnilingus when he felt an intense taste of horse cum. The famous investigator exclaimed: "So that's how the poor lady died!"
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ฅ(。´・ω・`。)ฅ。oO(Thank you ♡)
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Hmmmm. Dirty, you say?
A large family sitting at their garden and looking how their childrens are playing.
One of the child is very-very dirty. And father say to his wife: "We will try to clean this one? Or finally make another one?"
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Thank you! :)
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Thanks!
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