I have an open Fortix running at the moment, so this one is for CV guys only.

The Knights of Ix are amassing, the Dread God Ix has been defeated leaving the Castle of Ix in the land of Ix in the hands of the Knights of Ix...HOW MUCH MORE IX DO YOU NEED!

Yet, the Knights of Ix are losing control. A rebellion, caused by demon infiltrators of the Dread God Ix, has sprung up. More Knights are needed to quash the rebellion in Ix and restore peace and prosperity to the people!

ARE YOU A KNIGHT OF IX!? Ask yourself, do you want to free Ix enough? Are you willing to sacrifice yourself for Ix!? If no, then you shall never win (unless you do, pseudo-random number generators sometimes work like that)... BUT OTHERWISE YOU SHALL NEVER BE A KNIGHT OF IX!