Description

EARN A SECOND CHANCE

I have a second copy of Sleeping Dogs to give away! I've setup an exclusive Group giveaway for it, so you just need an invite to the group...

To get an invite, instead of saying Thanks in the comments, tell me a joke and make me laugh. My favorite jokers will get invites to a second Sleeping Dogs giveaway!

For the record, the make sure everything is clear as crystal, I'll invite you to a Private Group on Steam. I have the Group Giveaway all setup with that group. This will also be the group I use for any future Group Giveaways I might decide to do.

UPDATE: Thank you to everyone who gave me a wonderful joke! The winner's been sent their copy and the invites for the Second Chance have all been sent!

About the Game

Welcome to Hong Kong, a vibrant neon city teeming with life, whose exotic locations and busy streets hide one of the most powerful and dangerous criminal organizations in the world: the Triads.

In this open world game, you play the role of Wei Shen, an undercover cop trying to take down the Triads from the inside out. You'll have to prove yourself worthy as you fight your way up the organization, taking part in brutal criminal activities without blowing your cover. Torn between your loyalty to the badge and a criminal code of honor, you will risk everything as the lines between truth, loyalty and justice become permanently blurred.

Key Features

  • A mature and gritty undercover cop drama in which you risk blowing your cover at any time.
  • Explosive action fueled by a seamless mix of deadly martial arts, intense gunfights and brutal takedowns.
  • Epic high-speed thrills: Burn up the streets or tear up the sea in a vast array of exotic cars, superbikes and speedboats.
  • Hong Kong is your playground: Enter illegal races, gamble on cock fights, or kick back with some karaoke. There are countless ways to entertain yourself in Hong Kong's diverse districts.

Message from Rob

I've been a big fan of this game since it came out. When it went on sale I thought it would be the perfect time to pick up a copy to help someone else experience this great game. Since I'm pretty new to this community, I figured this would be a solid first non-bundle game to give away. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

Gifting Details

Game will be sent via e-mail through Steam's Inventory gifting system.

Don't believe me? Check my Inventory

"a joke".

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Technically... So, close enough for me! Nobody else will get through on that technicality though. :)

1 decade ago
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I did it with that purpose in mind XD

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The eye of an ostrich is larger than it's brain! :D
I know it's not exactly a joke, but I lmao so hard the first time I heard it. :D
If you want I can tell you a real joke!

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I was going to post many bad jokes that would never get read with all these pages.


A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer, and a mop.


A man walks into an antique shop and says "Hey, what's new?"


A father wants to know his son's future in life, he puts a Bible, a Playboy magazine,
a hundred dollar bill, a bottle of Jack Daniels on the table. And the father said:
"If he gets the hundred dollar bill, then he will be a business man. if he gets the Playboy
magazine, then he will be a womanizer. if he gets the liquor, then he will
be an alcoholic. if gets the Bible, then he will be a preacher."

The son walks in and takes a drink of the Jack Daniels, puts the hundred the dollar
bill in his pocket, gets the Playboy magazine, and gets the Bible.

And the father says: "Damn! He's going to be a politician."


Two atoms walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, “I think I lost an electron!” The other replies, “Are you sure?” “Yes, I’m positive.”


Then I remembered I could click reply so everyone gets to see this stuff. I pity you guys.

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if you have 5 icecubes and 5 apples how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? answer: purple. because aliens dont wear hats

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Black Humor:
What's funnier than ten kids hung in a tree?
One kid hung in a ten trees.

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Thanks

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Thanks for the giveaway, Rob!

I dont know jokes in English, only in Spanish, sorry...

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Aw, that's too bad. Try to translate one though, it might turn out funnier after a poor translation. :D

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A dude calls to a soothsayer:

-"Hi, am I speaking to the soothsayer ?"
-"Yes, who's there."
-"Well, I guess you're not a really good soothsayer."

The end, thanks.

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Thanks ! :]

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Ha! You're in!

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HAHA, nice

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10x man U R UBER!

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So I woke up this morning, had a piss, got out of bed and thought "darn, I did that in the wrong order"

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Haha, I dig it. Welcome aboard.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 eight 9.

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Aw, SineNomine had the better punch line. Try again?

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Children in the backseat can cause accidents.

Accidents in the backseat can cause children.

I'm so terrible with jokes; best I've got that isn't a traditional question-to-punchline. Thanks for the giveaway.

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I've heard it before, still amuses me though. Invite sent! :D

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Thank you very much ! :)

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Thank you!

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Thanks!

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Ok, one really bad:
Teacher: Louis, please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Louis did.

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Ha. Not terrible. Got me to smile though, so invite sent.

1 decade ago
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Here comes the joke:

Where is the girl with a bomb? Everywhere.

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Holy crap, it took me a minute... Haha! Welcome to the second chance!

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A blonde and a brunnette where walking in a park. Oh look, a dead bird! said the brunnette, the blonde looked up.

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Haha, I like a good blond joke. Invite sent. :D

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A neutron walks into a bar and asks, how much for a drink? The bartender says, for you, no charge. Damn, I watched too much TBBT.

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Not bad, sir. Not a fan of Big Bang, though. Still, I won't hold that against you. Invite sent. :)

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How 'bout this one, just for laughs:
Oedipus comes to the oracle and says 'Yo man". Oracle replies "Yo motherfu**er".

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Haha, that's good. I dig it.

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Thanks man <3 i love that game ;)

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"Help! I'm addicted to Twitter!"
"Sorry, I don't follow you."

I wish it were a better joke but it's all I've got. Thanks for the giveaway! :D

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Hahaha. I like it! Kudos!

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Thanks Sir! ohh sorry...

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I'm not an author, but realy liked this one :

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.

"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit.

The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. "I'm a panda," he says, at the door.

"Look it up." The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation...

"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

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Hahaha. That's good. :)

1 decade ago
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how about this for a Joke, EA's Refund Policy.

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EA in general.. Snap!

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Why do chemists love nitrates?
Because they're cheaper than day rates! (Dr Lauren ftw)

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Hahaha. Good one. Invite sent. :D

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Chemistry jokes? I'd tell you one but all the good ones argon.

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Wanna hear a potassium joke? K.

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told one too but no reaction

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Thank you

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Thanks.

A man walks into a crowded bar with a loaded magnum. He screams at the top of his lungs, "I am going to shoot whoever banged my wife now, so who was it?" The bar goes dead quiet. A man in the back yells back, "I don't think you have enough bullets then"

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Haha, I'd heard that one before but it still gets a chuckle from me. Welcome into the group. :D

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Salut, sir! o7 This will be hard in English but I'll try:

"This awkward moment when it turns out on the feminist picnic that no one has made sandwiches."

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HA! That's my kind of humor!

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I'm glad you liked it ^^ However I suppose that was a terrible translation :D.

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