Damned if I know what you do with this.

i just drank from a bottle that said drink me and . . PUFF . . i ended up here

You know, flying-mechanical-laser-beaming-pony

I dunno how I got here. -v(o.O)v- I passed out at my computer, and when I woke up I was in this thread.
Anyways, thanks for the giveaway! Hopefully the winner has fun with this interesting title.

Sweet thx man

Error : High altitude condensation from U.S.A.F prototype aircraft has contaminated the primary subnet mask. Turn off your computer for 9 days to avoid damaging it.

Idk how I got here... Been half-asleep for the last hour... kind've just randomly browsing the net...

I brute-forced it.. I'm sorry. :(

GPS on

A man came to me, gave me a contract i had to sign with blood and afterwards he gave me a link. Now i'm here...

while fighting an army of droid zombie mice, i tripped on a ninja gekko and fell into a titanic wormhole that transported me to the alien planet Bragdon where i met a giant tiny eight legged umbrella who told me to go into a dark room. Once inside i felt a strange touch and once a flash of light appeared i ended up here.

Haha, thanks for this!

Kill it with fire.

Well holy shit. 6 days remaining was for sure an accident. I guess you could either tell your friends, ooooor not tell them and give yourself better odds? haha. Oops <3 =)

Muahahaha

Thanks!

Thanks!

tnx

Thanks!