Cakeday without giveaways

Quite cheeky title, there are a lot of gibs here :> Gibs can wait, first I want to tell you that soon enough, I'll be forced to leave my home and spend 365 days on a military base. Yes, it's compulsory military service, which is mandatory here in Russia. You must go through this if you're male, you're 18 years old or older, you're Russian and you're healthy dude. I meet the requirements. You can actually avoid this service by finding some heavy diseases or disorders in your body and sanity, or bribing, or simply hiding for ten years (which is stupid). I'm a healthy dude and not that rich to bribe someone so I decided to meet my fate.

Kind of sad to leave this community for a year, I won't have access to internet for 365 days - frightening, isn't it? That's not quite true because eventually cheeky guys will find a way to get a smartphone and hide it from authority :D I'm thinking of buying annual sub for HB Monthly. Imagine, you're coming back with twelve Humble Monthlies in your sofa pocket. ^^ That'd be awesome!

very intrigued on where eventually will I be serving. Until very last moment you don't know where you're going, everything is kept in secret. It can be either Kaliningrad (former Konigsberg) which is near Germany or Vladivostok, which is near Japan. It's 7,247.32 km (4,503.28 mi) between these two cities. Or Moscow. Or in the middle of nowhere Syberia. Or ice cold northern area. Or boiling hot Caucasus lands. Russia is HUGE.

4 Cakeday I prepared some obligatory giveaways, nothing of interest, just Jetdogs bundle without HOGs. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12

No, there's no Styx: Master of Shadows secret giveaway hidden in this post, don't even search for it. Save your time. Trust me. You don't even have to use zelgh magic guide, what a relief. Also, tribute to SG Attrition.