if you're a bad kid santa brings you coal for christmas instead of nice shiny gifts
What if I'm bad fire dragon? Coal is actually quite good in that case.
Burn it? That accelerates climate change!
I'm bad so I don't care lol.
get some poop in return. Better than coal
If there is poop-there is also methane. And it affects climat as well. Just accept the fact that we all, and santa and even you are evil
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Ahh, the timeless naughty or nice conundrum. I know there's some folks out there that'd prefer the lump of coal though.
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Hello bad children.
Apparently, if you're a bad kid santa brings you coal for christmas instead of nice shiny gifts. What are you even supposed to do with that? Burn it? That accelerates climate change! What a fool that man is to give coal to people.
I've come up with a better solution. If you were a bad kid, screw santa and enter my epic train of poopy games. Not only you will help save the planet, you might even get some poop in return. Better than coal.
Grab a ticket here. Wash your hands afterwards.
Happy Holidays
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