Giveaway Gish

I feel that I am definitely the right person for this game. Based on what I have been told and read about this giveaway, I believe I am an outstanding match and have the qualifications and willingness to achieve it.

Because i have cancer

Because Italy deserved to win yesterday :D im joking but thanks anyway :)

I don't think you should give that game to me because I'm a terrible, terrible person. I forget to say thanks for the giveaway lot of times, I'm too lazy to make giveaways more often and I like to drink... a lot... coke... and sometimes beer too. I just don't deserve to be chosen for this awesome game because I like to ninja keys from topics (although I never manage to actually be first ninja). I think you should better put me in prison not give me Gish key.

P.S. Thanks for the giveaway and I hope this is creative enough for you to not give me the game.:D:D sarcasm btw

because im russian and russian are russian so if russian enter a giveaway a russian must win cuz his russian

Because I'm in hitch .I was first born in the wild , my parents were indeed gone.For some akward reasons the moles took care of me in the days of my youth after I was old enough and was able to think I discovered that the moles were not my people. I decided that I should venture arround the world in search for my species. Then , I stumbled upon the holy land Las Vegas there I learned lot's of stuff.For example programming, trouble shooting pc's , sex , gambling and love. Though after years of living in this holy land I have a wife and a kid I decided that I need to go back and meet those who took care of me in the days of my youth.Then something occured to me I need to bring them somekind of present or souvenir so I made them "The perfect Gaming rig" sadly the rig has no games installed and that's when I came across this topic. The moles would totally love to play Gish espeacially the elder mole the one that tought me ways of the moles. So please if you're kind enough give it to me for the moles.

Because i want to win something for the first time in my life!

Because I posted awesome poems in both these threads and probably will not win either. :D

Because i can lie to you that i have life threatening disease and my only wish is to win Gish! :D

Because the voices in my head said I should win, except Larry, but noone in there listens to him so you shouldn't either. Also that one voice I don't understand, I think he speaks Japanese, he was super excited. That really doesn't mean much though, he yells a lot so it doesn't necessarily mean it is because of the Gish giveaway.

I have boobs.

Because i never won a giveaway and im just 14 so i can't buy any game by my self so i got only games on my B-day so i need to wait 7 months now to get a new game. that's why i want this game. then i can play this 1 for a while

BeGish I'm a groundhog.

I found a way on how to transform Gish keys into the cure for cancer.

Because it's on my wishlist :)

because i wanna play the game ;D

because i have never won nothing from the site its driving me crazy...and am saying thanks for even trying