My second puzzle. Learned a lot of lessons from my first one. Like puns really piss people off, so use more of them. Anyway, if you know Skyrim you should get this easily. If you don't know Skyrim, you probably want to look these answers up because there may be a Skyrim related prize at the end of it. :)

Have fun. :)

clicky for puzzle

EDIT

So, it's finally over and congrats to the winners of Super Hexagon and Adventures of Shuggy. I hope you all enjoyed the Skyrim related prize of a banner for 'Saturn Sky rims' a place that sells rims for cars. If my trolling annoyed you...LOL! Overall stats for the puzzle

2,726 guesses

309 players

23 solvers

So not bad.

Anyway TO THE ANSWERS!

  1. Clue: My brethren from a large Kentish port!

Answer: Dovahkiin (Dover is a large Kentish port, my brethren is my kin.)

  1. Possible SpoilersClue: [Big Bad], Simon, Theodore...Doo, doo, doodoobedoo!

Answer: Alduin (He is the big bad of Skyrim's base game and his name sounds a bit like Alvin or Alvin and the Chipmunks.)End Spoilers

  1. Clue: Sir Ranulph Twistleton-Wykeham-Fiennes' least favourite arachnid

Answer: Frostbite spiders (erroneous pluralisation, so my apologies. But, Sir Ranulph Fiennes is a famous British explorer who has lost most of his appendages to frostbite and recently had to quit an expedition as a result of it.)

  1. Clue: If some cat throws a ball at you, you must...

Answer: Khajiit! (It's a cat, and it sounds like 'catch it' in a funny accent)

  1. Clue: Use a dupe glitch, get 200 squared of this type of weapon and have yourself an inter-game-universe reference!

Answer: Warhammer (200 squared is 40,000 - as in Warhammer 40,000)

  1. Clue: I often have problems when it comes to doing the laundry. When I put in coloured clothing, the dye always bleeds out but I've never seen a...

Answer: Whiterun (when dye leaks from clothes in the washing machine it is colloquially known as it 'running' but whites don't do this for obvious reasons. Instead they absorb the dye from other clothes and you end up with faintly blue socks or faintly pink shirts.)

  1. Clue: Why do runes even need to shave!?

Answer: Mehrunes' Razor (because even Dagon needs to keep his beard in check)

  1. Clue: I'm too cool for summer school

Answer: The College of Winterhold (If you're too cool for summer school, go to the colder opposite!)

  1. Clue: Movie starring Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels as hapless elves. Dunm and...

Answer: Dunmer (Obviously...)

  1. Clue: Say it like you mean it. With unrelenting force!

Answer: FUS RO DAH

Hope you enjoyed the puzzle and next time I have some stuff to giveaway I will be sure to make another one.

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As mentioned above, it's all about the maths. Extract the numbers and you'll get the game reference that gives you the weapon in question. Also, you own a game from this franchise on Steam!

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I tried the generic weapon, I tried the named weapon, I tried all variations of spelling I could think of. This is really annoying because I'm sure my answer is correct, it's just a matter of syntax.

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All finished and answers up. Sorry if you didn't finish.

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Q9 is ace. Made me chuckle. :)

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If no one else has an interest in seeing the answers I shall close the thread...

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Closed 11 years ago by mercer88.