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                                                • Once upon a time there was a cat. The cat had a rat which was made out of the skin of a rat. He was sad because the rat used to play a bat in their Batman cosplay. But now the rat was dead. Dead as crap. The cat was suffering under problems. He started taking drugs and using LSD. Under the LSD's power he saw the rat again and it was the only thing he had left. He started buying giant boxes of LSD, just to see the rat. But the rat never came back. Never. The cat cried and got AIDS and died. So then they met with the rat again. But the rat had found a little rat and they married. The cat cried and asked if he could leave. The god accepted his wish and sent him to hell. Burning in hell was less painful than seeing the rat with some girl again. Also, believe it or not, there is no Bad Rats giveaway. Not even some really crappy one. And yes, the cat was gay.
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AdamZombie

pfft. Wizards. Next he will be hungry, needing food, badly.

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