.... thief trying to steal a purse from a women and then I...
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repeatedly slap the lady´s face to help her calm down, just like Sean Connery told me to
the police then arrived...
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Then I woke up.....it was all a dream, and I shout: FUCK YOU DORAEMON!!!! YOU PUT THAT FUCKING MUSHROOMS ON MY FOOD AGAIN, IM GONNA STAB YOU TO DEATH BITCH!!! so I searched for my pocket knife which I always hide in my shoes, but I realized I was nude.....
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It was not a dream at all, and I was about to be raped by sexy police officers, when suddenly..
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a lightning stroke outside and an old rat jumped on one of those "policemnans" face, so I used that in my advantage and...
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After twerking so hard, I destroyed the device I was attached to and saw an opportunity to escape when...
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pointing the gun at me, asked me to keep twerking because...
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The twerking was giving him magical powers, so I kept twerking until..
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a dog came out of nowhere and killed the police officer
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Aslan/Liam Neeson/Jesus Christ appeared and bowed down before me as the proper Highlaird of Narnia. I immediately engaged my dwarven brethren in diggy diggy holes to find the kaibur crystal for my lightsaber. Ironman and Wolverine got into a brawl for money, but it was broken up by the arrival of the Daleks, who killed everyone except Captain Picard who got a few survivors out on the Battlestar Galactica.
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I finally found the kaibur crystal for my lightsaber, but then the daleks destroyed it. I was so pissed that
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I'll start, and you (among other forum lurkers) continue until we have a kickass novel that could easily be a best-seller! Please be nice and don't ruin the game.
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