There was this mission in Borderlands 2, given by Karima, where she asked you to retrieve the medicine from some walking-caravan and also asked me to kill them politely ... if i can. And i was just wondering, how does one kill an enemy politely ? You just go to him and start blabbering : I am deeply sorry, my enemy for what about is gonna happen' with you. Being the need of killing you for achieving my purposes, can be very bad for you and i just still need to say that fighting me back, won't help you. You see, i can respawn endlessly, that means that you will meet me, again and again until i kill you.

TL;DR - BOOM! HEADSHOT!

To make it more interesting, i'll make a giveaway soon - The game will be "To the moon" - Just because my very good friend "DeltaBladeX" has it in his wishlist :3

Edit : I have to add, the caravan is formed of 3 entities, one human, 2 robots. You need to adjust your ideas on that. And stick to Borderlands 2 physics. ( There's no fall damage i mean )

6 People are in at this moment. Only 2 of them are known as which will be in, the others and the next to follow will be announced "politely" by adding them to the friends ( After i make the giveaway ).

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hello sir, how do you do?, so i willing to give this knife to your brain, if you will take it an instant, would you like to taste my newly flavor of sweet green ammo? :D

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Being polite there, means don't mess around, get right down to business. As you said: "BOOM, Headshot!"

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  1. Get a cannon.
  2. Get a cannonball.
  3. Paint "Sorry about this, mate!" on the cannonball.
  4. Fire.

Edit: Are there cannons in Borderlands? I suppose not. I've never played it, I'm just really interested in To the Moon. :P

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Yup, there's at least one big-ass cannon

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Sweet. Then my answer stands. Thanks!

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And if you don't have any paint ?

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Just write it in your own blood! :)

(Or the blood of someone you killed impolitely.)

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OMGWTFBBQ

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I'd say to go run up to them and kill them in their sleep if possible. Or at least some method that is quick and painless.

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Ask Sir Hammerlock.

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Kill them while shouting 'SORRY, MY BAD, SORRY, DIDN'T MEAN TO'

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Closed 11 years ago by Nabuhris.