Any Farkers here? You know what I mean if you are.
Comment has been collapsed.
I cannot in good conscience support this review B1
Comment has been collapsed.
I can't see what's wrong with his review that broke a rule of the ToS. Yes, it may be a suggestive comment, but also is the game.
Comment has been collapsed.
Or rip the carrot of its nose?
Edit: Oops, the carrot is the nose. But nose rhymes better than face.
Comment has been collapsed.
The hair, it doesn't get in the way, even when I'm up against the wall!
Comment has been collapsed.
His dick is kind of limpy, but that's okay. I wonder if it gets haaaarrrrrd.
Comment has been collapsed.
Now Fight!
Now Kiss!
Now Fight!
Now Kiss!
Call it 50 replies of get a room and spank the fuck off it all.
Comment has been collapsed.
Do you wanna feel a big maaan (it doesn't have to be a BIG man)
Comment has been collapsed.
I think his dick's too small. I can't seem to fit it in at aaaaaaallllll!
Comment has been collapsed.
It gets a little boring. I feel nothing there. Who else am I to doooooooo?
Comment has been collapsed.
Tick tock tick tock. I'm Scared! It's getting longer!
Comment has been collapsed.
I have to keep playing the song to keep tempo...sorry
"Please! Touch me! I wanna hurt you!"
Comment has been collapsed.
I honestly wasn't expecting you to add in the talking parts, so I have the song open too.
Edit: I don't want to ruin the chain. This'll take two weeks is my reply.
This'll take two weeks
Comment has been collapsed.
Take it out and slap the whore! (Had trouble with this one...)
Comment has been collapsed.
And the dick that once seemed limpy can penetrate at all
Comment has been collapsed.
I have no idea how to reply to this. Your drunkenness is definitely showing. On the other hand, I should have been asleep an hour ago. Night. :)
Comment has been collapsed.
with that expression on your face, I'd say your vibes are O'ing right now
Comment has been collapsed.
What is a man? He's got me up against a waaaaalllll!!
Comment has been collapsed.
That was out of tempo. We are done here. The movie Frozen is ashamed and I am ashamed with it.
Comment has been collapsed.
I don't play into fetish sing along songs. I only want to watch things melt with fire.
Comment has been collapsed.
That would be really counter productive to what Hell represents. So NO!
Comment has been collapsed.
i am only posting in here so someone can link me the dirty version you guys came up so some girl streamers can sing it on twitch
i aint doin that work but i wanna see the result
Comment has been collapsed.
I just went to the the store to get more stuff to shove in my face. I was absent for like ten minutes. I am not even sorry. Fuck you charge me.
Comment has been collapsed.
Man you really want to be on the top pile don't you?
Comment has been collapsed.
NO, I want SG to flex their muscles.
and yea. I want my fifth top review.
Comment has been collapsed.
Begging is allowed is asked please. So yes.
Plus Llama's are cute and fuzzy like a banana. So vote it up all the way!
Comment has been collapsed.
NO! I cannot even read, so why the fuck would I word type in tongues of not my native text.
I see you edited in a bribe...
Okay, challenge accepted!
10 bananas and you can make the movie.
Comment has been collapsed.
Yep that is what I typed, with my tongue. Next trick is with a cantaloupe.
Comment has been collapsed.
Well I guess I can't read either.. but regardless that cantaloupe trick sounds fascinating.
Comment has been collapsed.
My banana or my cantaloupe. Or both?
I assume both of them.
Nuke these fruits!
Comment has been collapsed.
I'm either really perverted or maybe just very strange.. but the images in my head from this sentence are amazing..
Comment has been collapsed.
I tried that once.. but I couldn't close the door from the inside..
Comment has been collapsed.
You did it wrong. You have to close the door BEFORE you start.
Comment has been collapsed.
Maybe I just need to work on my flexibility but next time.. I'll see if that works.
Comment has been collapsed.
It wasn't properly fisted in, that is why it would not close. I have had this issue before.
In order to close it, you must first bulldoze it. (little rhyme I made to help me remember)
Comment has been collapsed.
there will be no fisting on my watch.. so I'll just have to look away..
Comment has been collapsed.
HEY EVERYONE, HE'S A PHONY! HIS HAT COMES RIGHT OFF!!
Comment has been collapsed.
In order to close it, you must first bulldoze it
Llamas cannot read. Nor rhyme. That is fact. it rhymes with it duhhhh!
Comment has been collapsed.
Why does every thread on SG end up overly sexualized and just a huge bang bang of animated animals trying to banana each others cantaloupes?
Comment has been collapsed.
You spend entirely too much time with your microwave.
Comment has been collapsed.
Shut up furry critter!
I will nuke my fruits until they have the desired internal temperature I desire!
Comment has been collapsed.
you're just upset they don't include zombies in all their fun:p
Comment has been collapsed.
I own just!
woo-hoo I own the word just. Fuck you all pay me!
also fuck you for editing :(
Comment has been collapsed.
sigh. again? okay eat my brains. please just leave me enough to figure out Llamas hidden giveaway.
Comment has been collapsed.
i dont remember this post.
also this broken thread replies is hurting my brain.
Comment has been collapsed.
The fuck? I just... I just...just don't know what the fuck.
Comment has been collapsed.
Fruit is healthy for you.. Wait.. when did this turn sexual?
Comment has been collapsed.
It didn't pay the masticating zombie no mind, he is just chewing his fruit.
Comment has been collapsed.
beep beep, is someone still there? No stupid sentry robot, eat a portal into the wall!
Comment has been collapsed.
Shush I was just telling you to close you mouth when you masticate, no one wants to see that.
Comment has been collapsed.
I had to Google that term and of course I misspelled it cause of spellcheck.
Yea.. I am not doing that here in public. We are talking about picking ripe fruit in the supermarket.. silly robot penis.
Comment has been collapsed.
♪ The power of SG is a curious thing. ♫
♬ Make a one man lose, make another man win. ♪
♫ Change your day with a little green bar. ♬
♪ More than a feeling: that's mad power, brah... ♩
Comment has been collapsed.
Lemme bump this thread of you, Mr. Llama. Also, this.
Comment has been collapsed.
We've made front page! I will not take credit for this idiocy. I will place blame squarely on you guys. Promise.
Comment has been collapsed.
Thank you. You are what makes this community strong. Not my personal things, at all.
Comment has been collapsed.
I just really need to understand how someone could only spend 0.1 hour(s) on a game and come to the conclusion it is motorpenis?
Oh wait...
Fucking Llama!
Comment has been collapsed.
Good review, not too long nor too short. Yet it seems to fully describe the game. +1
Comment has been collapsed.
My review has already moved up three spots on the front page, to show you sexy mofos that this is more about you, than it it is me. You tell me what to do if we succeed. Delete my review? Done. Give some shit out? Done. Delete my steam account? Fuck yourself. I'm vested.
Comment has been collapsed.
Cut well cut my banana off and call me a kumquat. You did, you really did.
Comment has been collapsed.
no he didnt;
edit: i mean sure he did
edit edit: you dont know whats real anymore; these aren't even real edits
Comment has been collapsed.
Your left hand is so jealous of your right hand, right now.
Comment has been collapsed.
I use both hands at the same time. I like to get them both involved with projects. That way neither of them can bitch about being left out at family functions.
Comment has been collapsed.
left out.
freudian slip; you secretly prefer the right hand and just try to keep the left involved because left hand is so emotionally weak it couldn't handle it if you broke it off
Comment has been collapsed.
you didnt laugh at the "break it off" joke; because thats a thing ppl say and do with relationships and you can break a hand off...
i am leaving
Comment has been collapsed.
Don't leave, my time is not up yet! I feel we have made some progress on my feels... You fucking asshole! What am I paying you for!
Comment has been collapsed.
Wow who knew you have feelings. That's so.. sweet.
Comment has been collapsed.
At my age.. My ripe days are over. Now it's just compost.
Comment has been collapsed.
I would flip a table right now, but ouch my arthritis.
Comment has been collapsed.
Holy fucking grandma, broken hips of plastic.
First said not old enough, not ripe to be touched like that.
Now has grown a pair, a set of melons gigantic.
Comment has been collapsed.
Any game on steam if this retardedness hits the top spot.
Comment has been collapsed.
That's nice of you to buy yourself any game on steam if this hits the top spot.
Comment has been collapsed.
VOTE NOTED! And re-fucking-warded!
check it out, I'm begging for votes.
Comment has been collapsed.
Ok. Ducky. You just commented on my review, and I'll be fucked if you don't join us here. I will cut you all off. ALL OF YOU!
Comment has been collapsed.
Down voted. Our power should be used only for good!
Comment has been collapsed.
Just what is the power of SG? I don't know. Do you? a recent discussion with someone brought the idea to test it. Here is a review; just one word.:http://steamcommunity.com/id/OdddddLlamaaaa/recommended/255710
Can it be elevated simply by the power of SG? Let's find out. Can it make it to the top and continue to dominate? That's up to you.
You can tell me to fuck off. doesn't matter, This is only a test. Just a test. A power of SG test.Are your powerful?
Comment has been collapsed.