10 outta 10 would read again.

I didn't afraid of anything

lol best use of emoticons ever :P

poop and hearts

Sometimes, I hear this voice on the wind, and when I look over my shoulder, I see a guy who says "hey, what's up, my name's Candlej-

and that is how you use the emoticons...
awesome mate!

I want ice cream!

Hahaha

of course he "can" buy it for you, but of course if he would have asked "will" you buy it for me he would have got a fat no, his parents didnt teach him proper grammar

"Lol no" My sides! Classic!

last one nice XD

Such a nice friend, ain't he?

lol no

Shame on you for not buying the game. All he ever wanted was to be a farmer. Q_Q

you can buy and you wil buy is not the same, he should know the diffirent about words and words :3

Who lets ice cream fall to the floor?

lol no

laaaawl

I think this guy was eating ice cream while begging for Just Cause 2 in exchange for him to stop annoying me. How kind!
P.S. Thanks SuicideBroccoli :-)

SPOILER ALERT IT WAS ME!

<3 u james, be my friend again?

"Hurry and gift it please"
lol, the guy is begging and want you to hurry... XD

I feel sorry for your icecream :P

Hehehe, nicely solved :D

:D

Nice.