So I decided, after being confused by the ones available, to write a guide for Stranded Deep. This is the first guide I have attempted to write, and I would like to know if I am on the right track. What do you look for in a guide? Do you want concise facts? In depth explanations?

Keep in mind that I have literally spent about 7 minutes writing this, and it is very crude, I am just looking for advice on what people like in a guide, so I can take it in the right direction.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=408819973

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Here's a link to the Steam Community home page.

9 years ago
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^This

9 years ago
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Yea, didn't know it started out hidden... one sec.

9 years ago
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when did you turn smexy

9 years ago
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stranded deep n not found
are you trolling us?

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9 years ago
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Ok, think I got it fixed.

9 years ago
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Yep, I can see it now.

9 years ago
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Your guide sounds like a fucking beach vacation in the Bahamas.

And you misspelled coconuts.

9 years ago
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I misspelled a lot of shit.

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You write about the story, gameplay etc. listing pros and cons in your opinion.

Bugs and glitches can be included but you don't need to describe every single one, just point it out generally.

What is the developers trying to make you feel and how they are trying to achieve that or how they could improve upon it.

A general overview of the mechanics of the game can briefly explain the type game

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It's a guide, not a review.

9 years ago
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maybe I should read but english ;3

9 years ago
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Thank you Llama, I will give it a read while I drink this Diabolical IPA and cook this Bacon wrapped Steak.

9 years ago
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don't have the game but seems good enough unless you missed some hidden treasure or something.
also add more titles/ numbers to add structure as it'll be easier to findtitles later than paragraphs
also A+ motorpenis

9 years ago
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Will absolutely have more structure once I have more content. Just need to know if I'm being too....windy...

9 years ago
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not at all. you're going in right direction keep going :)

9 years ago
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Also: if anyone else has this game, and would like to help me write this guide, I'd be happy to...gift you a motorpenis for your trouble.

9 years ago
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the game looks pretty good its on my wishlist.

9 years ago
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I may be more intrigued with it than any other EA game I've purchased. I swear to god, when a shark knocks you of your raft, it is the most tense moment I can ever recall in my video gaming history. I shit myself. Twice.

9 years ago
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Hmmm better break out the old FNaF diaper stash

9 years ago
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Why are two of you repeatedly spamming my review with the same question?

9 years ago
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God damnit. maybe this was a bad idea.

9 years ago
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SG members love you too much to let you work in peace.

9 years ago
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I know.. this is why we can never have anything nice!
Anyway guide looks good so far.. Easy to follow, clear instructions & the screenshots add a nice touch.

9 years ago
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When I saw that ur writing a guide I tought it is about how to get to lv 10 faster. Lol xD

9 years ago
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Are you more drunk than me?

9 years ago
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We are 2 drunkards

9 years ago
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Looks pretty good so far, the screenshots help. Now I just need the game.

9 years ago
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Nice comments

9 years ago
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What did I start....

9 years ago
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A running gag?

9 years ago
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That's subtle begging at its finest.

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You use commas in awkward breaks of dialogue. Think of a comma as to be used to pause a sentence. Read it as such and then see what I am talking about. Even the initial description has breaks of text (commas) that make it uncomfortable to read. Imagine reading it out loud. Or even don't just imagine, actually read it out loud.

9 years ago
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Funny you should mention that. I've always, had a problem, with commas.

9 years ago
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Fucking type like Captain Kirk talks you do. Fucking Llama!

9 years ago
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Doesn't matter. Got laid.

And I could not even parse that shit. Hypocrite.

9 years ago
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Am not hating. Just stating, you are in act a fucking fuckable Llama.

9 years ago
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If you'd like to edit it for me, I'd be more than happy to compensate.

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I will only edit that Diabolical IPA tastes the exact fucking same as Dark Horse; Crooked Tree IPA. This is bullshit. I now want to go drown myself.

9 years ago
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Go home zombie. You are drunk. I hate drunks.

9 years ago
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Stop hating on me! That is counter productive dammit.. :|

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I missed the part here you were productive.

9 years ago
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I missed the part here you were productive.

I missed the part here, where you were productive.

fixed, flexed, and fucked shit up.

9 years ago
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So drunk. I'm jealous.

9 years ago
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So I followed your guide but now Im in Narnia? Also I ran into 68 chickens I was not prepared for and I accidentally a couple moose.

9 years ago
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Is your dick stuck in a ceiling fan?

9 years ago
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YES! HOW TO FIX

EDIT: Its ok I can make the blade spin with my motorpenis

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9 years ago
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Not so much. >:(

9 years ago
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Sorry, I can't resist the impulse (._.)

9 years ago
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Im not affiliated with the Magnificent One thats commenting on your guide. He just has the same profile pic and name.

9 years ago
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Me neither.

K guys, come on, we have spam cough, cough work to do.

9 years ago
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Haha! (ノ>▽<。)ノ

9 years ago
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We are talking about serious stuff sun. Nobody have time for spam.

PS: We are 3.

9 years ago
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"Taking it deep"

I see you're still giving the gift of Anal ;)

9 years ago
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Always.

9 years ago
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Reevo and Magnificent one. I only have one thing to say to you two...

9 years ago
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Cucumber.

9 years ago
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Please be cucumber

9 years ago
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Nope: Kumquat.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Yea, sucks to be you. You'll never be welcome in the pickle community again.

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Kumquats are so sour. Totally not worth eating.

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It's good, I like it. Can you give me 20$ too?

9 years ago
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I needed to google WTF is that.
It ended up being the little fruit we call "quinoto/kinoto" around here.

9 years ago
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Me too, I think we 3 are the answer.

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9 years ago
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Note: I bought some of these (Kumquats) a few days ago, they go very bad, very quickly. Use them like you would use an expired condom, with discretion.

9 years ago
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Personally, I don't feel like they are ever any good. Much like you. burn BURN BUUUURN. Yea. I'm drunk too.

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I've learned absolutely nothing from this thread. SG community is worthless. >:(

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It felt a little wordy to me. I like my guides to be glib with smart quips

Instead of "Now let's do this"
simple make it an order
"Do this"

my .02

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Finally, some feedback. It felt wordy to me too. The drink wants to speak too.

9 years ago
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I like the helpful screenshots.

Many guides do not have helpful screenshots.

9 years ago
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And the screenshots are so softly...

9 years ago
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Look, you should have included the part where you drove a fucking boat out to sea, bashed your wife over the head with the paddle and fed her to the sharks. Then you whip out your phone and make an insurance claim in her name.

Subsequently, you went back to the beach to have some cocktails and met some French tourists. You proceeded to gangbang them under a coconut tree.

THE END.

9 years ago
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Jesus. Why did I not work this in somewhere? You, sir, have won my respect.

9 years ago
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This should be a real game.
Heck! It probalbly is, greenlight is full of shi... ideas, good ideas.

9 years ago
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I can give you my cucumber for your wife and the paddle.

9 years ago
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Its a kumquat. Did you even read the guide?

9 years ago
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Yes but my ceiling fan got stuck on my cucumber...

9 years ago
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now you have a motorcucumber

watch out you dont smash your kumquats

9 years ago
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No, no. It's okey.

My kumquats are protected by Llama's softly guide, but I need a new guide about how to take my cucumber back from this bad ceiling fan.

9 years ago
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My aren't you in a pickle. I relish these threads. If youre hurt you'd better go to a mayo clinic. At least if they have to amputate your kumquats you won't need a condomint. Ill wait before posting again so you can ketchup.

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I need to go to class with this ceiling fan on, thanks a lot Llama.

It's okey magnificient, I think I will ketchup when I'll get back home.

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This game seems to be just like The Forest but in an island setting.

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I played The Forest tonight. It is more buggy than it has ever been

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I really like the Forest but I havent played it in a while since every update breaks my save.

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The MP is completely worthless. No challenge at all. Single player is almost as easy. and they broke custom homes.

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How does this compare to The Forest fo real tho

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Honestly, I enjoy Stranded Deep more. The Forest has come A LONG way since it first hit EA. But it has not come far enough. 30 minutes and you have done everything.

In Stranded Deep, you won;t get half way there in 3 hours. and it is barely into first stage of EA.

9 years ago
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Might as well.

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might as well... drink more? Do we drive you to drink?

9 years ago
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Sure. Why not?

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;)

9 years ago
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10/10 would let this guide me. Seriously though, I like it. Almost tempts me to get the game.

9 years ago
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I think Salt is more interesting than this. At least you get to play as Jack Sparrow in Salt.

Although The Long Dark seems to be the more popular of the three.
http://www.steamgifts.com/discussion/3QULm/stranded-deep-vs-salt-vs-the-long-dark

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Definitely, I've had my eye on them for a bit. The Long Dark if for no reason except visually.

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I can't belive Ive spent almost an hour on this thread. Llama time is magic time. Wibbly-wobble timey-whimey.

9 years ago
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Needs more Wilson!

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Closed 9 years ago by oddllama.