Friendly Chops or Imperial?
1st one is timeless
2nd one a time better forgotten
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Is there not something strangely appealing about a bald chin, though!?
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If you can pull off the Imperial then go for it, I sadly do not have the right chin:/
Edit:Also this is not shitposting, but one of the more relevant threads on SG, ever:P
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I don't grow hair on the tip of my chin. (Think it has something to do with having a bit of a cleft. At least I think thats what its called. I have butt chin.) I actually have a line from my chin down to my neck that just doesn't grow T_T because of that it looks similar to this naturally...
Bah! Maybe to this guy and a couple others :P
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Combatbeard and I have the only right-thinking outlook on beards:They're awesome.
I used to actually style my beard in dual braids,but had to trim it for "professional" life(at the time this meant substitute teaching) and haven't grown it that long since.
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Fair.
Braids just shorten hair way too much for it to be worth it to me... I'd have to grow another 10 inches to be happy with it.
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It was also stupidly time-consuming and frankly costly to maintain; it took me longer to get ready to go out than either of the two women I was dating during my period of "Dwarven beardliness":P
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Not surprising, but then again my ability to braid is probably on the level of a 5 year old girl. Scratch that, less than that proficient. 5 year old girls are probably pretty good at braiding.
I noticed the "two women I was dating" part. You little man-slut. :P
wait... unless they were at different times. Then that wouldn't work as a joke. Fuck it. I'll leave it anyway.
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Heh, I guess I did leave that purposely vague:P
It's alright, been a 3 year dry spell for me as of July, if that makes you feel better:P
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:P Nah I am a "serial monogamist". Which is probably one reason it's been 3 years:P so many women(people in general, but I identify as straight) today don't want to commit.
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Wouldn't know. My experience with women and relationships is... pretty abyssmal.
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But, wait...your answers further down indicate you are married at 23. I'd say that counts as success somewhere:P
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I use married because it's easier most of the time. We are just girlfriend/boyfriend technically. Just been together a long time.
Also I never said I have failed, just that I had very little experience. :P
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Cute:) Well I hope your relationship continues to fulfill you both then.
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The first one makes you a hero of fashion, and a villain of society.
The second makes you a villain of fashion, and a laughingstock of society.
(And I mean that specific image, not Friendly Mutton Chops in general- if it's something that even Bill Murray can pull off well, it's clearly not inherently problematic.)
Clearly the first is superior, but as your poll seems to be asking which is more villainous, I am uncertain as how to answer.
Thus, I shall offer you the most villainous option of all-
The Friendly Imperial Mutton Chops.
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NO. No no no. Why did you have to show me this. I was so close to having a final answer. This throws everything I've ever known in to question. Gah. I'm just going to have to pretend I didn't see this and not tell anyone about it.
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laughingstock of society.
Maybe amongst the so-called paragons of the trendy, the "fashionably forward" or fashionistas but I've never cared what those rich fucks thought anyway:)
Half their designs look like trashbags covered in glitter or else crap no one who wasn't batshit insane would wear.
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You're right, I should have said "hero of style" and "villain of style", but fashion flowed better. Wasn't referring to societal expectations, was just belaboring upon the universal truth that oddly shaped poofy hair always looks silly.
As I was saying, the gentleman in question just can't pull that specific look off, that doesn't say anything about the matter past that.
It's unlikely anyone pays the catwalk any mind unless they're looking for a laugh, or don't have any sense of style to begin with.
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oddly shaped poofy hair always looks silly.
Ever hear of the pompadour? I beg to differ
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beard makes you a relict of past, better be forgotten....althoug I have one now
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Beards are many things, but certainly not better to be forgotten. Still one of my favorite scenes in Star Trek The Next Generation, set over 300 years in the future.
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Ridiculous isn't necessary bad. Perhaps I should specify that in the OP.
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Yeah, but tough to look villainous when everyone is laughing at you.
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On the other hand. For someone with no sense of humor... It'd be nice to have something to get laughs. with or at.
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Red contact lenses might help..?
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I think you mean ლ(ಠ‿ಠ)ლ.
Of course, I am assuming those ლ do not serve as their usual "hand" meaning, but rather are emoticon interpretations of his facial hair- after all, given their similarity in appearance, what else could they be?
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I thought you were so excited you were doing the universal "double hand job" sign.
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the universal "double hand job" sign
According to the internet, that symbol is something else entirely.
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That has to do with the ugliness of the individual, not their facial hair:P.
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Why would you cut your beard open? @_@ (friendly chops)
I vote for Imperial! Looks both fancy and beast mode at the same time!
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i dunno, as usual Sooth's got this shit locked down (which is to say, of the two, first is the better option, but even that could easily be laughed at: pompous skittering laughter, twiddling of moose-tashe then suddenly, a woman tied up on train tracks); all i can say is my lack of chin is such that i trim everything but the goatee for to hide it
when i's in middle school, when that peach fuzz was comin' along, i shaved a line down the middle of my face for to make a lame Wolverine joke... that line is still discernible
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This is why I will never shave my head completely again. I don't think it'll come back again. :(
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...oye don't get me started on head hair...i wasn't supposed to start balding thinning (thinkpositivethinkpositivethinkpositive) this early ;_;
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All I hear all day at work are jokes about receding hair lines. I feel your pain.
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i wish i had such a thing; widow's peak and whatnot can sometimes look distinguished. nah, i'm working towards that ugly-ass ring around the back of your head, over your ears with nothing on top. i 22 btw.
BUT at least we both have our eyelashes and eyebrows yes? is something at least hehe
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23 here. My eyebrows and eyelashes are pretty awesome. Not gonna lie.
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excellent; iirc i've heard that them things take years to grow back should you lose 'em, so be sure to maintain them with as much care as rest of face!
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Nah. I shaved an eyebrow once and it came back after about a couple weeks.
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Making my wife angry is ok... making her leave me is not.
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hahahahahaahaha , you can always make a heart , she will probably love you forever.... or not.. :(
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It'd be cute for an hour. Then she wouldn't let me walk around without my shirt on until it went away. :( I'm not sure I'm willing to give up my shirtless-in-the-house rights.
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Chops are more hygienic, food and drink-wise. That's the only way I can justify them. ༼ ಠل͟ಠ༽
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Quick beard ? quick beard ? There's not such a thing on Earth. The noble art of beard grow implies time and patience. Kids, these days...
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I've forgotten my place. T_T
Though, it is pretty quick to get rid of the hair when compared to how long it takes to grow the hair.... so I think ti qualifies as a quick beard :P
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Imperial FTW. Every single character in M&W wears that beard xD I even tried to use on Fallout 3 and Fallout New Vegas xD
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Imperial looks seriously badass. My favourite is a goatee though, guys with a goatee are sexy ;)
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That's what my boss wants, so it is out of the question.
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Imperial, but you actually want to go out while having one of those beards? o.O
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It's for a work thing >.> I never said I was going to have any beard... I just asked a question. I swear!
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Your goal should be to look like a Viking or Dwarven warrior.
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To do it properly I would have to forfeit the rest of my life. I need change. I can't do that :(.
I wanted to do this, but I don't think I could pull of the hair. But if I use this as the Viking Warrior goal, I've beat him :P
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Perhaps you should consider that Christmas is just around the corner...
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Must make sure no one in my house sees this. I don't want to be a walking Christmas tree! Although, I was supposed to dress up as Santa for a couple's kid this winter >.>
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Really coarse facial hair + compulsive urge to mess with it equals me for better not having anything on my face xD I'd love to, but I really shouldn't. But I would go with the first one
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Just a quick question on which beard is better. Something for work. I think I already have my answer, but figured the extra input wouldn't hurt. Also which is more villainous? The Imperial right? Plus I just like to shitpost I guess.
EDIT: Thanks for the votes. See you all in eeev's thread in about a week :P
EDIT2: Also I managed to create a thread and get 2 whitelists and ZERO blacklists. Wtf? Everyone must love beards.
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