So today my partner and I were flicking through the channels looking for something to watch for 5 minutes while we drank our tea. We were on ITV and This Morning was on and it popped up with it's "Still to come", it listed a few things and then said: 12:00 Secret Sex With Aliens....... at this point my partner and I looked at each other, burst into laughter and silently agreed we should watch it.

So here it is, I thought I'd share it with you lovely people.

Sex with my alien spirit guides

Edit: It's terrible quality but for those that can't watch the original video, someone filmed their telly and put it on Youtube

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This is hardly what I would define as a secret.

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That's what my brother in-law pointed out ;)

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Does that mean I can share your sister?

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Sure because I don't have one.

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1 in 4 odds, was worth a shot.

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So agree.

11 years ago
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... I have that DVD.

11 years ago
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I knew i was going to use this video once in my lifetime

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What the hell did I just watch!? O_o

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ufoporno, mate

11 years ago
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Lol xD

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Only once?

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So many plus 1s!

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just this one? what about this?

11 years ago
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ufoporno.... UUUUUFOOOOOOPOOOOORNOOOOOOOOOOOO!

11 years ago
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Holly crap, I knew I shouldn't have click on this thread and did awesomely good holding back on going further when I read "Psychic Stephany Fay Cohen claims she is visited by spirits for sexual encounters which can lead her to orgasm" but this... You know... Curiosity killed the cat.

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We cum in peace.

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+1

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haha, nice one.

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+1

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XXXCOM: Terror from the Deep(throat).

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... I will buy this

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+1

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Weird... No comment...

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Because I am a lazy prick :3

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You are, it's true.

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Sky :( I thought you had my back!

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You're not supposed to agree with her!

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Clinically insane. Nothing more.

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+1

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Victoria Secret. :D

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No different to being visited by angels and being given a ride in the seven heavens or evacuated from a sinful city before it is destroyed.

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Hahahaa

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Won't let me watch it because I live in Canada...for shame!!!!

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LOL? What the f*ck?!

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Orgasmic experiences initiated by spirits is really not that uncommon in history.

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Yeah gin and vodka seem to be the worst ones for it.

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cocaine is one hell of a drug

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1+

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"Stephany, 46, is a psychic, medium and healer who claims to be in contact with spirits she calls Grays"

LOL.

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  • Read the title - "sex with aliens"

  • wtf, let's read that!

  • Started reading OP's story

  • "So today my partner and I were f*cking"...

  • MFW reading O_o is that really a steamgifts thread?

  • I took an arrow in my eye and read once again.

  • Damn that title, makes me think about things.

  • inb4 Freud

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Hahaha oh god, no what you misread is never a story for steamgifts!

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1+ on >Damn that title, makes me think about things xD

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What kind of tea were you drinking?
I like Tetley myself. Although, I wouldn't mind whatever tea she drinks.

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Yorkshire tea today, last week was Tetley though we tend to change whenever need to buy some more. Love a good cup of Twinings though!

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Twinings is so good. mmm.

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Hate that brand with a passion to be honest(taste terrible if you ask me but many like it...I find many of there teas have a chemical taste or are just kinda weak). Stash makes good tea's, so does Tazo.

Need to try the teas from here, apparently they blow the other companies out of the water. Need to do that soon.....Heard that the earl greyer and Vinilla Almond is amazing.

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If it doesn't taste like tea, it's not allowed in my house. I want my tea to taste like tea, not fruit or nuts or other plants >:(

Are you based in America? All regular tea tastes like crap there D: Little Urn GO GO TRACK THEM DOWN!

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Twinings is in America, it just seems pretty terrible to me personally is all :-/. Earl Greyer and Vanilla almond are black teas.

Stash and Tazo are considered good teas if you never had them.

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Republic of Tea is pretty darn good. You should try them out!

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i saw Alien sex on cam4 before!

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awwww..... pulls pant up i tough this was going to be a porn video .-.

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xDxDxD

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I might be interested, is there going to be full penetration of human on alien footage? They might edit it, would suck big time, idk...

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People used to think that Tom Green was disgusting and desperate for attention.

Welcome to the future!

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I personally love him. I have all the episodes :-D!

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So, the most important question: were they hot aliens or gross aliens?

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Think it might be gross aliens, as all the hot aliens are already taken

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.... but what about tentacle ???/, you like to see it or not ?

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This made my morning.

I wish I had seen it on TV first. That would have made it even more funny!

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Stop thinking about Hentai, stop thinking about hentai , please stop doing that my poor head

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lol, and the alien probably has tentacles xD

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Tentacles all up inside her like they own the place, more on this at 10.

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She might be the first human that enjoys alien anal probing...

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Still looking for that hidden giveaway...

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Closed 11 years ago by Stelio.