This smells mysterious..

cool

PRE-PURCHASE HALF-LIFE 3 AND RECEIVE EXCLUSIVE ITEMS IN TEAM FORTRESS 2!

Nah just kidding, no idea what is this.

how an Barn Door Plank can look like a crowbar?

Just look at the Secret Diary. The answers lie there...

Looks like crafting items for a meet the pyro session

I'm thinking this is going to be part of the Summer Sale. Some big event involving crafting, Meet The Pyro, and SALES.

Secret Diary description:

"Unlike other games we could mention, owning this won't trigger a sound file narrating secret diary entries. Why? Because we RESPECT THE PRIVACY of our characters. What are they hiding? Truly we live in MYSTERIOUS TIMES."

You're right about an upcoming meet the pyro.

dusts off tin foil hat and wears it once more after many months

Look at the capacitor's code

6.22V1900
[3 letter text beneath (might be "NOT")]

6.22 might mean: JUNE 22nd

a FRIDAY

I just got a cheese wheel in TF2. "It doesn't look so mysterious until you realise that it is riddled with bulletholes. Someone got to this cheese before it could talk". No details available for it and no obvious use so far.

I TOLD YOU.
MEET THE PYRO.

Srsly..its good to think outside the box..But you try to think outside this universe.

mmmm ok, im going to do some googling now.

OoooOO that smell..... cant you smell that smell? ooh that smell, the smell of death surrounds you!, yeah!

even though Lynyrd Skynyrd is awesome, i had that damn song. and this thread got it in my head lol

http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Eliminating_The_Impossible