Do you think I have many encounters with anomalies?
Wow, you were lucky!
You may encounter way too much problems, but at least you're going through them (mostly) unscathed!
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No..No..๐ใ๐OldHistory
The reality is that I had a bad experience a little over three years ago and my back has been hurting until recently.
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I am a kappa who has no desire to be a hero and wants to relax, lazily play games, eat delicious food, and stay by the water.XD
Such things must be the work of young people, since they have finished doing them all when they were young.
I am a little too old to be a ludicrous thing named "brave. Haha ('ฮ`) 'Haha...
Well, it's true that were a crazy force in some gaming circles.
And I don't think I'm exactly straight enough to be a yes-man to some otherworldly god or something.๐คซ๐
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The only thing that really helped was that there was no secondary damage.(o'ฮ'))Yupโช
Even the useless police assured me only that it had not occurred.
Well, it seems we live in an age where people treat others terribly.
It would be sad if we continue to live in an era where people treat aliens badly as well.๐ญ๐๐๐ฝ
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Captain Tsubasa๐โฝ
I wish I had an anecdote as amazing as this one.
Hmmm...
I was about this age when I inadvertently
The story of how I mistook an adult tranquilizer for candy and overdosed.๐๐ฌ
Or the story of how my parent's shoulder ride on the stairs went awry and I fell down the stairs without soccer ball.๐ค
The story of being kidnapped by a crazy woman who lived next door to the daycare I attended.
Those are the only funny stories I can recall.๐ค
I'm thinking about my next response right now, so that's all I can remember.
There may be more.
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I laugh at that .XDDDD
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Maybe they're the ones supplying those substances to these games as well.๐ข
It said something like...SAN***....
(I can read all the letters correctly...I told the police that...)
It was a manufacturer of a certain forbidden playground equipment.
The driver was driving with his mouth half open in a disturbing manner.
Surrounding vehicles also tried to stop him by flashing their lights and using their blinkers, but he would not stop. The suspicious-looking truck driver did not stop running out of control and suddenly changed course and fled on another route. We were unable to get it to stop.
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|๏ฝฎฮธ๏ฝฅ)looking... Iooking..
I'm always sneaking around so that people don't find me....
๐ณใNo thx!โ(ยดฮ`)๏พ๏ฝฏใใใ๐<Hey! Go To Isekai!
As a matter of fact, the number of trucks on the death road to hell, which seems to be the last illegal one, is drastically increasing due to the rush demand for truckers who will have difficulty driving long distances due to a change in the law starting in April.
In the case of moving, there is a problem of being charged 3 times the normal cost.
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Yikes! โ(; ยฐะยฐ)
When it comes to money, we don't always get to choose the cost we pay and sometimes that cost is people instead of money๏ผโโธโ๏ผ
It may be tempting but remember there may be no ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ if you go to another world so we have to make the best of this one!
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Apologies to the cops who actually do their job as I don't want to generalize but the cops in your city seem completely useless!
Glad you dodged that particular shiny silver bullet, Kappa.
Maybe this particular alien should focus on developing the power of flight so he doesn't have to use the roads in that place anymore
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True, in any country, rural or remote, common sense may not exist.
It is rare and common in our corner of the universe.๐ข
I seem to have avoided becoming a new member of any Turtles, but I do like pizza.๐๐๐ฅ
The truck that dropped the goods onto the street was a truck belonging to a company involved in black market gambling.
(Just kidding, but half true)
There was a time in Japan when certain forms of gambling were not policed by the police based on the dubious theory of the "three-store system," and companies associated with those forms of gambling seem to be loosely policed.
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Well that and not all those who have found it, joined.
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I am probably unlucky.
I would like to have a spaceship that contains various facilities suitable for escaping from the earth and moving to another place.
By the way, I am preparing my next unlucky story.
It is moving season here, and a strange room has been built on the first floor of the apartment next door, with a strange yagi antenna and a radio propped up on the window frame, and people are often coming and going from the room.
It is unclear if these are the police or if they are working on finding a bug before moving in.
Because when they see someone outside their room, they crouch down below the height of the room window and pretend they are not in the room. I look at this ridiculous behavior and think, "What kind of anime or comic strip is this?"
At the very least, I have a feeling that these are not the kind of people who would capture me and transport me to Area 51, so I am looking at things thinking that perhaps the old Yakuza house is also nearby and I am related to that.๐
๐ ( ๏ฝข'ฮ')๐ญใ๐ข๐ป๐ด๐จ๐กใ๐ก
ใCompared to the other day when a metallic object was dropped on me from a moving truck, I feel that the danger is currently low.
ใWhat is a little less of a joke is that I have a relative who was bugged by a co-worker, the culprit was found and arrested, and the person served time in prison in the past, aren't those people? I have a slight feeling of such a possibility.ใIt is depressing to see strange things spring up related to my relative's problems, not mine.
In addition, many patients who have been placed by their respective prefectures in the hospital for measures are discharged at the end of March when the prefecture's budget runs out.
ใAs a result, the number of people committing odd acts and crimes may increase from the end of March to May.
Well, I am not particularly worried about these concerns, as they are about as likely as a 100-sided die being off by a large margin.๐ฒ
It's just that we are in a position where we can't say have nothing to worry about at all.๐
Well, I'm just saying that when things happen all the time like a joke, there is more to worry about.XD
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No idea how to find the jigidi but happy birthday and all the best luck \o/
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Im not familiar at all with this kind of stuff, but i figured it out finally and even made it to the GA with the japanese description :P
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If the first of April really is your birthday then you must cop all manner of jokes and jibes about it ๐. Happy birthday regardless and thanks for the giveaways and the cool jigidi, I wish people would control their dogs where other wildlife is concerned, I've lost count of the number of brush turkeys and possums I've seen flee in terror from a dog off it's leash in a bushy area.
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Yeah, it's my birthday today.
I had a hard time in the past because people thought my birthday party was a lie. Thank you.XD
People sometimes pay attention to their own pets, but are Beeep!! about other people's pets and wild animals.
ใSome people bring creatures that are not tolerated in religious or cultural institutions, which is sometimes frightening.
Those who feel like bringing a zombie to a church or shrine or a pig to a mosque, ignorance may be all that protects them.๐
Oh..Nooooo...ใ๐งโโ๐
Perhaps everyone will forgive the first time of ignorance.
But in times and places where the mind is not at ease, the earth does not know what will happen.๐ข
Is that an Alpha Centauri Monkey with a dog? I decided to think of it that way and watched with a wry smile on my face.
Well, the universe is a big place, and there will be people with various forms and intelligence biases. I hope the first hand extended is not a Punch, but a handshake or a gesture that encourages stillness.
๐๐ค๐ค๐
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By the way, the ground shakes a lot when crossing the date line, ballistic missiles are flying, and today is another normal day.๐
M6.0 earthquake hits northeastern Japan | NHK WORLD-JAPAN News
https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20240402_04/
Possible ballistic missile fired by N.Korea likely fell outside Japan's EEZ | NHK WORLD-JAPAN News
https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20240402_06/
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ใToday we went to a memorial service for a person who had the misfortune of being in one of our communities.
ใNear there, we came across a truck that was blasting away with its cargo door open.
ใA mysterious shiny object rolled by and almost landed on my UFO.โ(ยดฮ`)โOh..No...ใ๐ธใ๐ฃ๐จ
๐TIMeGod?โ
May have inadvertently stopped time, though.
Avoided it. It was a real mess. Evasion!((o'ฮ'oโกo'ฮ'o))Speed!
https://imgur.com/f3E9nig
Nevertheless, reported the information of the car that dropped these hazardous materials to the police.
ใThe police sent me home without a copy of the drive recorder data.
ใDo you need a copy of the drive recorder when you didn't take down the license plate number of the assailant's car or the name of the company? I said, but they responded vaguely that they didn't need it right now.
I would think they would normally record the information and investigate immediately.
I've been thinking lately, isn't my city called Sodom and Gomorrah or something?๐ค
Well, I was involved in a scary accident.
It's true that I went to the memorial service afterwards.
It's also true that for some reason I was interviewed by the media.
I couldn't talk about things that would be strange if humanity knew about them, so I fudged various topics as "gossip that others were talking about".
It was exhausting. Really.
By the way, April 1 is coming up.
I haven't thought about it yet.
Normally I would say puzzles, but I am exhausted by the mess of reality.
Why am I always involved in unrelated incidents with just a few actions....
Oh, there's one GA in this long list of things that don't matter to most people (with a lvl 3 limit).
In fact, I was going to write for several hours about the atrocities of mankind and the roots of the atrocities of minors, if nothing else, but I decided not to.๐
Oh, the title thing?
It's often a common technique in light novels to go to another world when you get hit by a truck.๐
I had a chance of being sent away by a similar law, but it looks like I narrowly avoided it.๐
2024-03-30ใUpdate
๐Oh..๐
Oh, I forgot to replenish for April 1.
Here is a recent image of a cute local squirrel getting angry.
I made it to jigidi.
Requires lvl 3.
You may have trouble combining the 64
0pieces, but good luck.There are 5 prizes. No luck, so nothing that good.
๐
๐What? You know what I mean. It should be easier than last week's only gift.
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