Im looking for a girlfriend. Prefered with front, rear and side airbags. :P

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..fuk?

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wow nice meme hilarious

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Looking for girlfriend at least 200 hp pls...

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Must have CV of at least $1,000.00 (or at least level of 6)

*edit Must also have food (or can cook).

**edit Must also have car (or Metro pass).

***edit Must also have job (or old money).

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Thanks in advance :D

*edit Why you edited your post? D:

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Even zombies have standards.

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Hahahaha, genius.

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You forgot brains (or is that included in food?).

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I remember there was a time where the community kept suggesting that SteamGifts should add a dating section.

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Yup i was sceptical for the category of the topic, i thought "lets play together" fits fine.

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Heyooooo!

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that would be good for some people i guess

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I'm here

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Can you wear a Commissar uniform?

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Cultist Chan? :O PURGE IT WITH FIRE!

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Fetishist.

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Hey Ethan :p

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No begging

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lulz

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xD

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yes, i do that all the time
her name is PizzaHut

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Dude, blacklisted.
Telepizza for the win.
High prices for a mini pizza that they claim that is the biggest size? FUCK THAT

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Don't you already have bear for that?

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I don't know.... thought about carrying it on his back?

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Clown?

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Thanks for that second pic, it's going in my "Favorite jpegs" folder.

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Bears have thumbs so technically they could carry food for you.

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There should be a full meal prepared in your closet. Just don't push the back wall, it's not like I have a secret room to stalk on you there.. he he... he.... Just don't.

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Nothing less from yours truly.

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Please go to steamtrades.

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Girls want your money, with paypal your money works better.

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What would happen on the giveaways. probably not enough points.

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looking for a boyfriend with around 500$ steam wallet, thanks.

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Damn out of luck, i have only 497$ omg why...WHY!!!

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please lend me that amount so that i can have $500 :(

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Same, but i was looking for a girlfriend
FEK IT, who am i kidding for 500 i could swing both ways

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I found out the other week why keys actually have become a currency. It's because the wallet is limited to 500€/$.

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and you can't transfer wallet

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get a life dude

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You know this is the way to get a life, read and learn. :P

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I thought this was a preparation for creating life...

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You can always date a bear

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what does a bear do on the first date?

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Whatever the lady wants.

Probably fishing salmon

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sweet ^.^

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But keep in mind. I hate salmon..

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if its a wild bear it would probably eat u if its a pet bear then he would let u ride him lol

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both things sound interesting. :p

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now i miss brutus the bear :(

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I will only let you ride me, after the 3rd date, I'm not that easy ;_;

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Hey, im in the future! ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

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well, that's great I guess :P

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Looking for a gurlfriend with glasses, with boobs and specifically of female gender D: Please leave your resume with an essay about why your glasses are better than the competition D:

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looking for a GF with zero armour .

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You can use Gnomish X-Ray Specs for that matter.

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it seems hack . I don't want VAC .

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I'm not picky, I just want a bf who looks like this and plays pc games.

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stop posting my pictures in public forum :x

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stop claiming my pictures >:(

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stop cutting me out of the picture...

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Actually does look like one of my teammates......

EDIT: Seriously where did you get that? Might rip the piss out of him tomorrow XD

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I will report his profile :x

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I need his name. For, um, research purposes.

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and let me guess.. number?

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I'm not greedy, I'd settle for skype.

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Skype call from the changing room?

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nah, I'm a nice girl. I wine and dine em first.

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please :(

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too many clothes

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This more to your liking?

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yea, but wrong guy (and still too many ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )

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thanks!! will use for desktop

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Is that close enough?

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That looks exactly like me! Except my hair and beard are a touch longer.

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took me a lot of effort to get rid of such a sixpack, but managed to do that by eating fast food for a year or so. i feel much more nerdy now ;)

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they always just want your body...

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sorry sister most of these guys are dumb with computers and games lol tbh ur chances are very less.

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I suspect it's easier to find than a hot gaming girl though. (:

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hahahahah :) depends on what is the definition of hot u believe in

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well, at least an 8

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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Nom.

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Sorry... I have a beard :/

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Looking for a nice girl nearby Erfurt, Germany. I have money, I clean and cook.

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WOW man JUST WOW

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Where are the "side airbags"?

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You sure he didn't just mean 'love handles'?

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Yes, love handles :)

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i did dis lazt year and endeded up with one hundreds of GFz. guud luck 2 yew.

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100 gfs in an year shouldnt call them gfs

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Wanted: GF with power level over 9000.

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What 9000?!

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Wut...?

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༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GRILL

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+1
Came for the lulz, was not disappointed.

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I think I'm in love. Must be love on first bite.

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Be careful things can get pretty hot quickly :D

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I want someone to cuddle with :(

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O,o hm i have enough problems, no thanks

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I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket

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Sure, maybe. But also, I want a girl with a mind like a diamond...someone who knows what's best, shoes that cut, and eyes that burn like cigarettes.

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Does she also drive a white Chrysler Lebaron? Possibly traded a mg?

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That would be ideal, yes.

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she wont be able to think with diamond in her head

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One of my favourite Cake songs.

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+1 Good song. ;3

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Criteria: Female, Not insane.

Maybe I'm wishing for too much here...

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Possibly aliens, maybe even for cats as well.

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Dude... lower your standards a bit if you don't wanna die alone.

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So which criteria I should drop?

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Not insane, of course.

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hahahaha u are legend dude :D

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So are you insane or not?

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What? I'm not even female... what are you talking about?

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too high standards, mine are: Female and still alive :D

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I think brain dead might still be acceptable...

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